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    Talking Jokes

    Hi everyone!
    In all the forums I've ever been to in my life, there is always a Jokes thread. And yes, I'll start one here too

    Of course, no offensive jokes allowed!

    Here are a few that I remember, with words. I can't remember any in Spanish!

    "The teacher asked the second grade to make a sentence with the word "fascinate" and James put his hand up.
    -Ok - said the teacher - What's your sentence?
    -My jacket has 9 buttons - said James - but I can only fasten 8!"

    "What's a fish without an eye?
    A fsh!"

    "Where does the bull take the cow on their first date?
    To the mooooovies"


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    Well, as Vero open the door, I enter :

    "All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems."

    "Q: What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance?
    A: I don't know and I don't care!"

    Sorry about that.. jajajaja..

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    Default speaking of marriage jokes...

    Take my wife, please!

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    Default Jokes Category...?

    I think that we could create a category about jokes... what do you think?

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    Yes, for sure, it will be good ; to have "The joke of the Day", everyday, I like the idea..

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    Of course. And I would like to read this kind of linguistic jokes.

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    Thumbs up Done!

    Now we have a Jokes Section

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    Fresh jokes :

    "What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
    Jog-raphy! "

    and the second one :

    "Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
    Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
    Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
    Patient: Ever since I was an egg!"

    Have a good day !!

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    Thumbs up Muy bueno!

    Quote Originally Posted by guillaume
    Fresh jokes :

    "What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
    Jog-raphy! "

    and the second one :

    "Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
    Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
    Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
    Patient: Ever since I was an egg!"

    Have a good day !!
    Jajajjaa, really good.

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    Definition (In Spanish, as I don't know if it works in English):

    Campo nudista.- Lugar donde hombres y mujeres se reśnen para ventilar sus diferencias.

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