+ Reply to Thread
Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast
Results 11 to 20 of 28

Thread: Jokes

 
  1. #11
    Contributing User
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    148
    Rep Power
    158

    Default

    Q: Why was the musician arrested ?
    A: Because he got in treble !

    and another one for the health...

    Q: Where can you get milkshakes ?
    A: From nervous cows !

    Don't aplause me, it's not necesary.. thanks..

  2. #12
    Forum User
    Join Date
    Jul 2001
    Posts
    41
    Rep Power
    574

    Thumbs down Doble Personalidad

    Paciente: Doctor, creo que sufro de doble personalidad.

    Psicologo: No se preocupe, nosotros cuatro vamos a resolverlo.

    (Si ya se, es mala, pero es tarde y no me acorde ninguna mejor, prometo que la proxima sera mejor)

  3. #13
    Contributing User
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    148
    Rep Power
    158

    Default

    Exclusively for VIP translator's :

    "The linguist's husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised."
    She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, "No. I am surprised. You are astonished."

    Sorry...

  4. #14
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Argentina
    Posts
    390
    Rep Power
    342

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by guillaume
    Q: Why was the musician arrested ?
    A: Because he got in treble !

    and another one for the health...

    Q: Where can you get milkshakes ?
    A: From nervous cows !

    Don't aplause me, it's not necesary.. thanks..
    hahahaha the cow one killed me!

  5. #15
    Moderator reminder's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    1,274
    Rep Power
    1208

    Smile Jokes

    I could bring excellent jokes about lawyers and teachers!! I don't have any about translators!!

    No offense!! Just for fun!!


  6. #16
    Contributing User
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    148
    Rep Power
    158

    Default

    Just for you, the new one :

    "Good: Your wife doesn't talk to you.
    Bad: She wants divorce.
    Very bad: She is a lawyer. "

    and for finish :

    "What did O.J. Simpson say after the trial ?
    Can I have my gloves back now ?!"

    Sorry for all... jajaja...

  7. #17
    Contributing User marisa_dg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    159
    Rep Power
    166

    Default

    OTR OTRO OTRO!!!

    Que hace una ratita parada en una esquina??
    Está esperando un ratito...

  8. #18
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    260
    Rep Power
    514

    Default

    ... (interpreta mi silencio)

  9. #19
    Senior Member Hebe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Caracas- Venezuela
    Posts
    1,202
    Rep Power
    3670

    Default

    Ja ja ja David , ese fue el mejor chiste de todos y lo mejor es que probablemente ni siquiera lo escribiste con intención de chiste ... Casi me pareció ver a tu Avatar convertirse en un ratoncito real para pronunciar esas palabras (ja ja )

    De todas formas ándate con cuidado mira que el Avatar de Marisa es una gatita
    Last edited by Hebe; 02-28-2007 at 05:52 PM.


    Truly, my dear young friends, you are a chosen generation. I hope you will never forget it.
    Gordon B. Hinckley

  10. #20
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    260
    Rep Power
    514

    Default

    navegando me encontré ésta página: http://www.terra.es/personal2/bambol.../intraduc.html

    No quise copiarla y pegarla aquí, por rayar un poco en lo soez...

    Espero sus comentarios...

+ Reply to Thread
Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •