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Jokes What’s more difficult to translate than a joke? Two jokes! If there is one thing that is difficult to translate, it's jokes. Although, they can provide a nice five-minute break.

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Old 02-12-2007, 05:36 AM   #11
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Q: Why was the musician arrested ?
A: Because he got in treble !

and another one for the health...

Q: Where can you get milkshakes ?
A: From nervous cows !

Don't aplause me, it's not necesary.. thanks..
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:03 PM   #12
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Paciente: Doctor, creo que sufro de doble personalidad.

Psicologo: No se preocupe, nosotros cuatro vamos a resolverlo.

(Si ya se, es mala, pero es tarde y no me acorde ninguna mejor, prometo que la proxima sera mejor)
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Old 02-15-2007, 04:29 AM   #13
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Exclusively for VIP translator's :

"The linguist's husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised."
She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, "No. I am surprised. You are astonished."

Sorry...
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Old 02-15-2007, 02:39 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by guillaume
Q: Why was the musician arrested ?
A: Because he got in treble !

and another one for the health...

Q: Where can you get milkshakes ?
A: From nervous cows !

Don't aplause me, it's not necesary.. thanks..
hahahaha the cow one killed me!
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:20 PM   #15
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I could bring excellent jokes about lawyers and teachers!! I don't have any about translators!!

No offense!! Just for fun!!

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Old 02-20-2007, 05:10 AM   #16
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Just for you, the new one :

"Good: Your wife doesn't talk to you.
Bad: She wants divorce.
Very bad: She is a lawyer. "

and for finish :

"What did O.J. Simpson say after the trial ?
Can I have my gloves back now ?!"

Sorry for all... jajaja...
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Old 02-28-2007, 11:53 AM   #17
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OTR OTRO OTRO!!!

Que hace una ratita parada en una esquina??
Está esperando un ratito...
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... (interpreta mi silencio)
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Ja ja ja David , ese fue el mejor chiste de todos y lo mejor es que probablemente ni siquiera lo escribiste con intención de chiste ... Casi me pareció ver a tu Avatar convertirse en un ratoncito real para pronunciar esas palabras (ja ja )

De todas formas ándate con cuidado mira que el Avatar de Marisa es una gatita
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navegando me encontré ésta página: http://www.terra.es/personal2/bambol.../intraduc.html

No quise copiarla y pegarla aquí, por rayar un poco en lo soez...

Espero sus comentarios...
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