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Nadia D · 03-02-2007, 04:18 AM

Here are some jokes about lawyers...It seems they don�t have a good reputation...what do you think?

Lawyers, please, don�t get mad...they are just innocent jokes...jijiji

What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog!

Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer.
You have a gun with two bullets, what should you do?
Shoot the lawyer, twice!!

It was so cold around here last winter, (how cold was it?)
I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from a plane?
Skeet.

What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.

Nadia D · 03-02-2007, 04:21 AM

I found another one...

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

jejejeje

Mexican Translator · 03-02-2007, 07:55 AM

aj aj aj aj aj... (es una risa fingida)

Veronica · 03-02-2007, 08:42 AM

Some of them are good!!
Don't take them personally David! you should watch Boston Legal then hehe, sometimes lawyers are a p... in the a..

Nadia D · 03-02-2007, 08:44 AM

I didn�t mean to offend anybody! They are only jokes!

Mexican Translator · 03-02-2007, 08:52 AM

Of course... there is no problem...

Nadia D · 03-02-2007, 08:56 AM

Good to know!!

See you around...

reminder · 03-23-2007, 07:36 PM

No offense taken.

I have many more, and I can't say they are compliments precisely...

The problem is that many people contact a lawyer when they have a huge problem, then, problem: lawyer.

But we should remember that lawyers help many people solve their problems.

There are also terrible jokes about doctors, teachers, students, translators, whoever, unfortunately.

HUMBERTO-SC · 04-13-2007, 08:45 AM

This one I saw in a movie

What do you call three thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

carlam · 09-06-2007, 05:02 PM

jajaja, that was mean, I liked it.

03-02-2007, 04:18 AM	#1
Nadia D Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 574 Rep Power: 225	Jokes about lawyers Here are some jokes about lawyers...It seems they don�t have a good reputation...what do you think? Lawyers, please, don�t get mad...they are just innocent jokes...jijiji What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog! Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets, what should you do? Shoot the lawyer, twice!! It was so cold around here last winter, (how cold was it?) I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets! What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from a plane? Skeet. What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

03-02-2007, 08:42 AM	#4
Veronica Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Argentina Posts: 542 Rep Power: 205	Some of them are good!! Don't take them personally David! you should watch Boston Legal then hehe, sometimes lawyers are a p... in the a.. __________________ mmm...chocolate.

03-23-2007, 07:36 PM	#8
reminder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 384 Rep Power: 140	Jokes about lawyers No offense taken. I have many more, and I can't say they are compliments precisely... The problem is that many people contact a lawyer when they have a huge problem, then, problem: lawyer. But we should remember that lawyers help many people solve their problems. There are also terrible jokes about doctors, teachers, students, translators, whoever, unfortunately.

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03-02-2007, 04:21 AM	#2
Nadia D Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 574 Rep Power: 225	I found another one... 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. jejejeje

03-02-2007, 07:55 AM	#3
Mexican Translator Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 259 Rep Power: 411	aj aj aj aj aj... (es una risa fingida)

03-02-2007, 08:44 AM	#5
Nadia D Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 574 Rep Power: 225	I didn�t mean to offend anybody! They are only jokes!

03-02-2007, 08:52 AM	#6
Mexican Translator Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 259 Rep Power: 411	Of course... there is no problem...

03-02-2007, 08:56 AM	#7
Nadia D Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 574 Rep Power: 225	Good to know!! See you around...

04-13-2007, 08:45 AM	#9
HUMBERTO-SC Forum User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 48 Rep Power: 541	This one I saw in a movie What do you call three thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

09-06-2007, 05:02 PM	#10
carlam Contributing User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 88 Rep Power: 36	jajaja, that was mean, I liked it.

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