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Jokes What’s more difficult to translate than a joke? Two jokes! If there is one thing that is difficult to translate, it's jokes. Although, they can provide a nice five-minute break.

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Old 04-14-2008, 04:07 PM   #1
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"La mujer debe adorar al hombre como a un dios. Cada mañana debe arrodillarse, nueve veces consecutivas, a los pies del marido y, con los brazos cruzados, preguntarle: Señor, que deseáis que haga?”
Zaratustra (filósofo persa, siglo VII a.C)"


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"La mujer es un ser de cabellos largos e ides cortas" (Ídem)


Respecto a tu pregunta... con una vez es suficiente.... jajajajaja


NOTA: Es la sección de chistes, no me gustaría ser considerado como misógino...
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Old 04-15-2008, 04:11 AM   #3
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"La mujer debe adorar al hombre como a un dios. Cada mañana debe arrodillarse, nueve veces consecutivas, a los pies del marido y, con los brazos cruzados, preguntarle: Señor, que deseáis que haga?”
Zaratustra (filósofo persa, siglo VII a.C)"


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¡¡...y consecutivas!!!!
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No se legó al hombre mayor calamidad que la mujer."


El Corán (libro sagrado de los musulmanes, recitado por Alá a Maomé en el siglo VI)

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Y es increíble que todavía existan mujeres en algunas partes del mundo que "se arrodillen a los pies de su esposo", luego incluso de ser golpeadas.

¡¡¡y quizás más de nueve veces!!!
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"La mujer debe adorar al hombre como a un dios.

Eso se llama idolatría y créeme que no trae nada bueno amiga (jeje)
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A pesar de que, en su época, para las mujeres no deben haber sido nada graciosas estas leyes, vistas en retrospectiva desde la actualidad son geniales! Varias de las que vengo leyendo me hicieron reir mucho

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A pesar de que, en su época, para las mujeres no deben haber sido nada graciosas estas leyes, vistas en retrospectiva desde la actualidad son geniales! Varias de las que vengo leyendo me hicieron reir mucho

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La nota seria:

Opino igual Ezequiel... lo tomamos en broma para no ser cortamambos, pero debe haber sido terrible... o como algunos dicen, para algunas mujeres en el mundo aún lo es... parece increíble...

Y la nota de humor:

Anyway... tenían que pasar unos añitos para darse cuenta, hombres, que Uds. son nuestros esclavos!!!
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Anyway... tenían que pasar unos añitos para darse cuenta, hombres, que Uds. son nuestros esclavos!!!

Eso.....
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La mamá de un amigo mío me regaló el libro "cómo ser una buena ama de casa", del año 1940.
Hemos hecho reuniones con mis amigos leyendo ese libro y matándonos de risa. Los capítulos se llamaban "el aseo personal de una buena esposa", "temas de conversación para recibir a su marido luego de la oficina" y cosas por el estilo. Mortal!
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