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    Some of these are pretty bad but maybe useful in practicing English.

    > If you have *** with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

    > Can you cry under water?

    > How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    > Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?

    > Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    > Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    > What disease did cured ham actually have?

    > How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    > Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

    > If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    > Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

    > Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    > Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway..

    > Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

    > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

    > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    > Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    > If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

    > If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    > Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    > Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    > Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

    > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    > Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    > Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    > Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    > Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    > Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

    > If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    > Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    > Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    > Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    > How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    > In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    > How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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    Hahahah there a lot of good ones...

    Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

    Thats actually a good question...
    Last edited by matiasc; 08-25-2016 at 04:30 PM.

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    "How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?"

    It's dangerous!

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    "Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?"

    haha, that's a good question!! Must be the bad breath?

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