Some of these are pretty bad but maybe useful in practicing English. ;)
> If you have *** with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
> Can you cry under water?
> How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
> Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
> What disease did cured ham actually have?
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
> Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway..
> Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
> Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
> Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
