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01-30-2007, 09:15 AM
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Jokes
Hi everyone!
In all the forums I've ever been to in my life, there is always a Jokes thread. And yes, I'll start one here too  Of course, no offensive jokes allowed! Here are a few that I remember, with words. I can't remember any in Spanish! "The teacher asked the second grade to make a sentence with the word "fascinate" and James put his hand up. -Ok - said the teacher - What's your sentence? -My jacket has 9 buttons - said James - but I can only fasten 8!" "What's a fish without an eye? A fsh!" "Where does the bull take the cow on their first date? To the mooooovies" 
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01-30-2007, 09:36 AM
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Well, as Vero open the door, I enter :
"All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems." "Q: What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance? A: I don't know and I don't care!" Sorry about that.. jajajaja.. |
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01-30-2007, 02:08 PM
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speaking of marriage jokes...
Take my wife, please!
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01-31-2007, 03:29 PM
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Jokes Category...?
I think that we could create a category about jokes... what do you think?
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02-01-2007, 03:46 AM
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Yes, for sure, it will be good ; to have "The joke of the Day", everyday, I like the idea..
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02-01-2007, 02:46 PM
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Of course. And I would like to read this kind of linguistic jokes.
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02-01-2007, 09:15 PM
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Done!
Now we have a Jokes Section
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02-06-2007, 04:24 AM
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Fresh jokes :
"What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy! " and the second one : "Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!" Have a good day !! |
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02-09-2007, 03:22 PM
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Muy bueno!
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Jajajjaa, really good.
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02-11-2007, 09:00 PM
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Definition (In Spanish, as I don't know if it works in English):
Campo nudista.- Lugar donde hombres y mujeres se reúnen para ventilar sus diferencias.
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