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Jokes What’s more difficult to translate than a joke? Two jokes! If there is one thing that is difficult to translate, it's jokes. Although, they can provide a nice five-minute break.

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Old 07-29-2008, 06:37 AM   #1
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Antes del matrimonio:

ÉL : ¡Sí!, Por fin. Que duro fue esperar.
Ella : ¿Quieres dejarme?
ÉL : NO! Ni siquiera lo pienses.
Ella : ¿Tú me amas?
ÉL : Por supuesto, una y otra vez
Ella : ¿Alguna vez me has sido infiel?
ÉL : Noo! ¿Cómo te atreves siquiera a preguntar eso?
Ella : ¿Me besarías?
ÉL : En cada oportunidad que tenga
Ella : ¿Te atreverías a golpearme?
ÉL : ¿Estás loca? No soy ese tipo de persona
Ella : ¿Puedo confiar en ti?
ÉL : Sí
Ella : ¡Mi amor!

Después del Matrimonio:
Lea de abajo a arriba
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:02 AM   #2
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¡¡¡Excelente!!!

¡¡Cómo cambia la gente con un trámite!!

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Old 07-29-2008, 11:46 AM   #3
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Antes del matrimonio:

ÉL : ¡Sí!, Por fin. Que duro fue esperar.
Ella : ¿Quieres dejarme?
ÉL : NO! Ni siquiera lo pienses.
Ella : ¿Tú me amas?
ÉL : Por supuesto, una y otra vez
Ella : ¿Alguna vez me has sido infiel?
ÉL : Noo! ¿Cómo te atreves siquiera a preguntar eso?
Ella : ¿Me besarías?
ÉL : En cada oportunidad que tenga
Ella : ¿Te atreverías a golpearme?
ÉL : ¿Estás loca? No soy ese tipo de persona
Ella : ¿Puedo confiar en ti?
ÉL : Sí
Ella : ¡Mi amor!

Después del Matrimonio:
Lea de abajo a arriba

Muy Bueno!!!
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Old 07-29-2008, 04:47 PM   #4
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Jajaja! Gracias Ali! me hiciste reir!! Estuve buscando más pero no encontré ninguno tan divertido!
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Old 07-30-2008, 07:11 AM   #5
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jajajaja muuuuuuy bueno, realmente

Que feo que se tenga esa concepción del matrimonio... espero que nunca me pase =P
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jajajaja muuuuuuy bueno, realmente

Que feo que se tenga esa concepción del matrimonio... espero que nunca me pase =P

Dream on, Ezequiel
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Old 07-30-2008, 12:27 PM   #7
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Dream on, Ezequiel

Me quitaste las palabras.... siempre uno piensa que nunca me pase...... but...
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Old 07-30-2008, 01:10 PM   #8
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Gracias por el optimismo, a todos U_U

Y lo lamento por ustedes si hablan por experiencia propia :P
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Old 08-03-2008, 02:29 AM   #9
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Como Ezequiel,
creo en el matrimonio y en la vida familiar.
Pero el chiste es bueno!
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Excelente .. me hizo reir muchisimo ...
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