I need help translating what these girls are saying, as the slang and poor spelling are sometimes too much for me. There are several, but they are short. Thank you a lot.

Conchis Patiņo commented on your wall post:

"jajaja... a conocer??? jaja.... no pues si jaja... que sigues en puerto??"

Jenny commented on a photo of you:

"jajajaja recuerdo esa noche kmo si ubiera sido aze 2 semanaaaz xD qe le ablazte en ingles a la de los chicklez... ups
jajajaja"

patuz commented on a photo of you:

"jajajajaja ooo io tambn recuerdo esa noche!! el de los chikles i la liendre!!!q ya somos intimos jajajajjaa"

Gaby commented on a photo of you:

"andale cn los ojos rojos eh!"

Aleejandra posted something on your Wall and wrote:

"amigO!!!
weno amigo guelaguetzerO!!!
aun estas poR aKaA!!!
how aree u?
jajaja aun tenemosss lass picsS!!

saLudoss!!"

Gabriela CastaņeEda commented on your wall post:

"esooo thomaaas!!!! vamonos de fiestaaaa"