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  1. 02-19-2008 #1
    kevinlucas
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    A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:
    How much for Engineer brain?
    3 dollars an ounce
    How much for (other generic profession) brain?
    4 dollars an ounce.
    How much for lawyer brain? 100 dollars an ounce.
    Why is lawyer brain so much more?
    Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?

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    Hahaha. (my dad is a lawyer, but still, pretty good one!)
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    Hahahahah! I know a variant:

    There's a cannibal who goes into a restaurant in his town and sees the menu: Computer Specialist Stew $20, Bank Clerk Stew $25, Geologist Stew $100.
    -Why is the geologist so expensive?
    -Do you have an idea the time it takes to clean one of those?
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