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Jokes What’s more difficult to translate than a joke? Two jokes! If there is one thing that is difficult to translate, it's jokes. Although, they can provide a nice five-minute break.

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Old 01-09-2008, 12:35 PM   #1
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Talking this is so cute and funny!!!

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. .While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses
until they stop running.

2 Strike while the
bug is close.

3 It's always darkest before . Daylight Saving Time

4 Never underestimate the power

of termites.

5 You can lead a horse to water but . How?

6 Don't bite the hand that . looks dirty
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7 No news is .

impossible

8. A miss is as good as a Mr.

9 You can't teach an old dog new . Math

10 If you lie down with dogs, you'll . stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust, .
Me.

12 The pen is mightier than the . pigs
.
13 An idle mind is


the best way to relax

14 Where there's smoke there's . pollution.

15 Happy the bride who . gets all the presents.

16 A penny saved is . not much
.
17 Two's company, three's . the Musketeers

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18 Don't put off till tomorrow what . you put on to go to bed

19 Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and . You have to blow your nose.


20 There are none so blind as . Stevie Wonder

.
21 Children should be seen and not . spanked or grounded.

22 If at first you don't succeed . get new batteries.


23 You get out of something only what you . See in the picture on the
box

24
When the blind lead the blind . get out of the way.


25 A bird in the hand . is going to poop on you.

26 Better late than .
Pregnant
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Thank you Sandra!!! I really enjoyed it!!! Some answers were very clever!!
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hahah, good ones! thanks!
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