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Jokes about lawyers
Here are some jokes about lawyers...It seems they donīt have a good reputation...what do you think?
Lawyers, please, donīt get mad...they are just innocent jokes...jijiji :D
What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog!
Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer.
You have a gun with two bullets, what should you do?
Shoot the lawyer, twice!!
It was so cold around here last winter, (how cold was it?)
I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from a plane?
Skeet.
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
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I found another one...
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
jejejeje
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Some of them are good!!
Don't take them personally David! you should watch Boston Legal then hehe, sometimes lawyers are a p... in the a..
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I didnīt mean to offend anybody! They are only jokes! ;)
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Of course... there is no problem...
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Good to know!! :p
See you around...
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Jokes about lawyers
No offense taken.
I have many more, and I can't say they are compliments precisely...
The problem is that many people contact a lawyer when they have a huge problem, then, problem: lawyer.
But we should remember that lawyers help many people solve their problems.
There are also terrible jokes about doctors, teachers, students, translators, whoever, unfortunately.
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This one I saw in a movie
What do you call three thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
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jajaja, that was mean, I liked it.