Jokes about lawyers

Here are some jokes about lawyers...It seems they don´t have a good reputation...what do you think?

Lawyers, please, don´t get mad...they are just innocent jokes...jijiji :D

What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog!

Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer.
You have a gun with two bullets, what should you do?
Shoot the lawyer, twice!!

It was so cold around here last winter, (how cold was it?)
I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from a plane?
Skeet.

What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.

I found another one...


99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


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Some of them are good!!
Don't take them personally David! you should watch Boston Legal then hehe, sometimes lawyers are a p... in the a..

I didn´t mean to offend anybody! They are only jokes! ;)

Of course... there is no problem...

Good to know!! :p
See you around...

No offense taken.

I have many more, and I can't say they are compliments precisely...

The problem is that many people contact a lawyer when they have a huge problem, then, problem: lawyer.

But we should remember that lawyers help many people solve their problems.

There are also terrible jokes about doctors, teachers, students, translators, whoever, unfortunately.

This one I saw in a movie

What do you call three thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

jajaja, that was mean, I liked it.

Well, lawyers are the essential part of the legal system and I guess we all know (no matter the country where you were born) what may happen when there is no legal system.

They are necessary and they make this world a fairer one.

That's difficult sometimes, believe me.

:)