men get fatter

men get fatter :
how come men get fatter after their marriage ?
a bachelor comes home at night, goes to his fridge, finds nothing special there and goes to bed.
the married man comes home at night, goes to his bed, finds nothing special there and goes to the fridge...

los hombres se engordan...
¿ porqué los hombres se engordan después del matrimonio ?
el soltero llega a casa, se dirige a su frigorífico, no encuentra nada de especial, y se va a la cama.
el hombre casado llega a casa, se dirige a su cama, no encuentra nada de especial, y va a su frigorífico...
:(

As a woman, I strongly disagree!!

:)

Is this a joke Frank? :rolleyes:

Watch out! Too many women in this forum!! :D

This is not fair, I am up against too many women !
(A good thing that there's a big ocean between us...)

Maybe a bad joke ?
Fact remains : I got a whole lot bigger !

Frank,

One of the first rules of public speaking is: If you can't carefully choose your audience, you have to carefully choose your material.

But I thought the joke was funny so don't listen to me.

Joel

some male support at last...
thank you Joel ,
together we stand .

when I was a kid, we didn't have a refrigerator at home,
and I had no wife either...
life was so much easier !

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Originally Posted by El Detective

One of the first rules of public speaking is: If you can't carefully choose your audience, you have to carefully choose your material.

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MUY BUENO!

how come men get fatter after their marriage ?

a bachelor comes home at night, does nothing, goes to sleep.

the married man comes home at night, does nothing, eats a delicious dinner his wife prepared, goes to sleep...

hehehehhe, it's a fact!!

As a man, I must say that Veronica's interpretation struck me as funnier and more true. Sorry that I can't contribute to the solidarity of testosterone...

well, I've been married for more than 32 years now,
my conclusion ...

WHAT'S A MAN WITHOUT A WOMAN ???!!!


(but a nice joke now and then doesn't hurt)

:confused:

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Originally Posted by Frank van den Eeden

WHAT'S A MAN WITHOUT A WOMAN ???!!!

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Well, well, well... you finally admitted it :D

I just wonder how come the Bible says that the woman was created from the rib of the man? There must be some kind of mistake there :D :D

A joke for you all:

The Garden of Eden

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a 'man', Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."


(Just kidding guys!:)

I give you all my support, Frank, your joke was a good one, one more for the war of the sexes. Girls, don't get mad at us, here's one against men:

¿Por qué Dios creó primero al hombre que a la mujer? Porque echando a perder se aprende.

I don't know how to exactly translate this, so here goes my try:

Why did God create man first? Because learning involves making mistakes.

I strongly agree with Vero!!

Married men are very well fed by their beloved wives!! That's why they both put on weight!!

:)