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Jokes What’s more difficult to translate than a joke? Two jokes! If there is one thing that is difficult to translate, it's jokes. Although, they can provide a nice five-minute break.

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Old 02-21-2008, 06:09 AM   #1
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Angry men get fatter
men get fatter :
how come men get fatter after their marriage ?
a bachelor comes home at night, goes to his fridge, finds nothing special there and goes to bed.
the married man comes home at night, goes to his bed, finds nothing special there and goes to the fridge...

los hombres se engordan...
¿ porqué los hombres se engordan después del matrimonio ?
el soltero llega a casa, se dirige a su frigorífico, no encuentra nada de especial, y se va a la cama.
el hombre casado llega a casa, se dirige a su cama, no encuentra nada de especial, y va a su frigorífico...
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Old 03-31-2008, 09:06 AM   #3
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Is this a joke Frank?

Watch out! Too many women in this forum!!
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This is not fair, I am up against too many women !
(A good thing that there's a big ocean between us...)

Maybe a bad joke ?
Fact remains : I got a whole lot bigger !
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Frank,

One of the first rules of public speaking is: If you can't carefully choose your audience, you have to carefully choose your material.

But I thought the joke was funny so don't listen to me.

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Old 04-02-2008, 11:15 AM   #6
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some male support at last...
thank you Joel ,
together we stand .

when I was a kid, we didn't have a refrigerator at home,
and I had no wife either...
life was so much easier !
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One of the first rules of public speaking is: If you can't carefully choose your audience, you have to carefully choose your material.

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how come men get fatter after their marriage ?

 a bachelor comes home at night, does nothing, goes to sleep.

 the married man comes home at night, does nothing, eats a delicious dinner his wife prepared, goes to sleep...

hehehehhe, it's a fact!!
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As a man, I must say that Veronica's interpretation struck me as funnier and more true. Sorry that I can't contribute to the solidarity of testosterone...
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well, I've been married for more than 32 years now,
my conclusion ...

WHAT'S A MAN WITHOUT A WOMAN ???!!!


(but a nice joke now and then doesn't hurt)

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