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Frank van den Eeden · 02-21-2008, 07:09 AM

men get fatter :
how come men get fatter after their marriage ?
a bachelor comes home at night, goes to his fridge, finds nothing special there and goes to bed.
the married man comes home at night, goes to his bed, finds nothing special there and goes to the fridge...

los hombres se engordan...
� porqu� los hombres se engordan despu�s del matrimonio ?
el soltero llega a casa, se dirige a su frigor�fico, no encuentra nada de especial, y se va a la cama.
el hombre casado llega a casa, se dirige a su cama, no encuentra nada de especial, y va a su frigor�fico...

reminder · 03-31-2008, 08:46 AM

As a woman, I strongly disagree!!

mem286 · 03-31-2008, 10:06 AM

Is this a joke Frank?

Watch out! Too many women in this forum!!

Frank van den Eeden · 04-02-2008, 04:13 AM

This is not fair, I am up against too many women !
(A good thing that there's a big ocean between us...)

Maybe a bad joke ?
Fact remains : I got a whole lot bigger !

El Detective · 04-02-2008, 11:46 AM

Frank,

One of the first rules of public speaking is: If you can't carefully choose your audience, you have to carefully choose your material.

But I thought the joke was funny so don't listen to me.

Joel

Frank van den Eeden · 04-02-2008, 12:15 PM

some male support at last...
thank you Joel ,
together we stand .

when I was a kid, we didn't have a refrigerator at home,
and I had no wife either...
life was so much easier !

Professor · 04-02-2008, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Detective

One of the first rules of public speaking is: If you can't carefully choose your audience, you have to carefully choose your material.

MUY BUENO!

Veronica · 04-10-2008, 03:57 PM

how come men get fatter after their marriage ?

a bachelor comes home at night, does nothing, goes to sleep.

the married man comes home at night, does nothing, eats a delicious dinner his wife prepared, goes to sleep...

hehehehhe, it's a fact!!

ScottJ · 04-30-2008, 07:38 AM

As a man, I must say that Veronica's interpretation struck me as funnier and more true. Sorry that I can't contribute to the solidarity of testosterone...

Frank van den Eeden · 04-30-2008, 08:10 AM

well, I've been married for more than 32 years now,
my conclusion ...

WHAT'S A MAN WITHOUT A WOMAN ???!!!

(but a nice joke now and then doesn't hurt)

02-21-2008, 07:09 AM	#1
Frank van den Eeden Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Antwerp/Belgium Age: 63 Posts: 334 Rep Power: 433	men get fatter men get fatter : how come men get fatter after their marriage ? a bachelor comes home at night, goes to his fridge, finds nothing special there and goes to bed. the married man comes home at night, goes to his bed, finds nothing special there and goes to the fridge... los hombres se engordan... � porqu� los hombres se engordan despu�s del matrimonio ? el soltero llega a casa, se dirige a su frigor�fico, no encuentra nada de especial, y se va a la cama. el hombre casado llega a casa, se dirige a su cama, no encuentra nada de especial, y va a su frigor�fico...

03-31-2008, 08:46 AM	#2
reminder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 387 Rep Power: 468	Disagree As a woman, I strongly disagree!!

03-31-2008, 10:06 AM	#3
mem286 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Santa Fe, Argentina Posts: 1,277 Rep Power: 1530	Is this a joke Frank? Watch out! Too many women in this forum!! __________________ ================= ====-mem286-====

04-02-2008, 04:13 AM	#4
Frank van den Eeden Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Antwerp/Belgium Age: 63 Posts: 334 Rep Power: 433	This is not fair, I am up against too many women ! (A good thing that there's a big ocean between us...) Maybe a bad joke ? Fact remains : I got a whole lot bigger ! __________________ beste groeten - sinc�res salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Gr��en

04-02-2008, 12:15 PM	#6
Frank van den Eeden Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Antwerp/Belgium Age: 63 Posts: 334 Rep Power: 433	some male support at last... thank you Joel , together we stand . when I was a kid, we didn't have a refrigerator at home, and I had no wife either... life was so much easier ! __________________ beste groeten - sinc�res salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Gr��en

04-02-2008, 11:46 AM	#5
El Detective Contributing User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 196 Rep Power: 458	Frank, One of the first rules of public speaking is: If you can't carefully choose your audience, you have to carefully choose your material. But I thought the joke was funny so don't listen to me. Joel

04-10-2008, 03:57 PM	#8
Veronica Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Argentina Posts: 811 Rep Power: 297	hehehe how come men get fatter after their marriage ? a bachelor comes home at night, does nothing, goes to sleep. the married man comes home at night, does nothing, eats a delicious dinner his wife prepared, goes to sleep... hehehehhe, it's a fact!! __________________ mmm...papas fritas.

04-30-2008, 07:38 AM	#9
ScottJ Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 327 Rep Power: 510	As a man, I must say that Veronica's interpretation struck me as funnier and more true. Sorry that I can't contribute to the solidarity of testosterone...

04-30-2008, 08:10 AM	#10
Frank van den Eeden Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Antwerp/Belgium Age: 63 Posts: 334 Rep Power: 433	well, I've been married for more than 32 years now, my conclusion ... WHAT'S A MAN WITHOUT A WOMAN ???!!! (but a nice joke now and then doesn't hurt) __________________ beste groeten - sinc�res salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Gr��en Last edited by Frank van den Eeden : 04-30-2008 at 08:55 AM.

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