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I need help translating what these people are saying, as the slang and poor spelling are sometimes too much for me. There are several, but they are short. Thank you a lot.

Conchis Patiño commented on your wall post:

"jajaja... a conocer??? jaja.... no pues si jaja... que sigues en puerto??"

Jenny commented on a picture of you:

"jajajaja recuerdo esa noche kmo si ubiera sido aze 2 semanaaaz xD qe le ablazte en ingles a la de los chicklez... ups
jajajaja"

patuz commented on a picture of you:

"jajajajaja ooo io tambn recuerdo esa noche!! el de los chikles i la liendre!!!q ya somos intimos jajajajjaa"

Gaby commented on a picture of you:

"andale cn los ojos rojos eh!"

Aleejandra posted something on your Wall and wrote:

"amigO!!!
weno amigo guelaguetzerO!!!
aun estas poR aKaA!!!
how aree u?
jajaja aun tenemosss lass picsS!!

saLudoss!!"

Gabriela CastañeEda commented on your wall post:

"esooo thomaaas!!!! vamonos de fiestaaaa"

I stayed out of it because it’s nearly Greek to me. I’m just guessing. Guelaguezero? Sounds like someone having fun during a fiesta in Oaxaca. But I’m curious. Sounds like it was a wild party. So I’m only attempting a muddled translation in hopes it will goad someone into explaining it to the both of us. So, um, were you in Oaxaca a month ago?

Conchis Patiño : We’re making this known? No, well yes. What are you after in Puerto (Escondido?)?

Jenny: I remember that night as if it were two weeks ago, LOL, you talked to the girl selling gum in English. Oops.

patuz: I also remember that night. The guy with the gum sellers. The nit (louse)! And we had already been intímate.

Gaby: On with the red eyes, huh.

Aleejandra posted: Buddy! Hi there fellow guelaguezero. Even you were there? How are you? We even have pics. Greetings!

Gabriela: That Thomas! Let’s go party!

Hi tomasito and gernt,

I think that this

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aun estas poR aKaA!!!

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can be translated as
You are still here!!!

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jajaja aun tenemosss lass picsS!!

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we still have the pics.

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que sigues en puerto??

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what? you still in puerto? assuming puerto is the name of a place. If not it refers to harbor/port. In this case the guy should be a sailor or similar.

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q ya somos intimos jajajajjaa"

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because we are close already.

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el de los chikles i la liendre!

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I think liendre refers to a person. the gum guy and the nit guy (perhaps???) or the guy with the nit.

Thank you. I knew my take on it was wrong, and I was afraid to even post it because of the "nit". I suspected it might be derogatory for a person. I ran it by a Oaxaqueña, but she didn't have time to look at it closely.

Not completely, gernt. You gave it a try. Sometimes, it is kind of difficult to translate slang and even more when it has to do with posted comments or chat.