Rules for writing

I just wanted to share this with you...:D

Rules for writing

• • Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
  • Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
  • And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
  • It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
  • Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
  • Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
  • Be more or less specific.
  • Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
  • Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
  • No sentence fragments.
  • Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
  • Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
  • Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
  • One should never generalize.
  • Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
  • Don't use no double negatives.
  • Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
  • One-word sentences? Eliminate.
  • Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
  • The passive voice is to be ignored.
  • Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.
  • Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
  • Do not use multiple exclamation points NOR all caps for emphasis!!!
  • Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
  • Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth shaking ideas.
  • Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
  • Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
  • If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.
  • Puns are for children, not groan readers.
  • Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
  • Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
  • Who needs rhetorical questions?
  • Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
  • The passive voice should never be used.
  • Do not put statements in the negative form.
  • A writer must not shift your point of view.
  • Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.
  • Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
  • If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
  • Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
  • Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
  • Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
  • Always pick on the correct idiom.
  • The adverb always follows the verb.
  • Be careful to use the rite homonym.
  • And last...
    • Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Loved it !

this is great! thanks for sharing! ;)

Hahaha...
You got Me! I started reading this as a serious post and I thought "what the heck is wrong with Nadia...she's doing exactly what she says not to do!" Then it hit me! I'm a little SLOW at times. :D

Very, very good Nadia!

Too funny, and that's a definite maybe!

Funny, funny, funny!!! :D


Saludiños,



Bel :)

Casi me lo pierdo....absolutamente ......¡GENIAL!

perfecto!

¡gracias Nadia! ¡muy buen resumen! :D