A Blond Joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always leaves early.

"Hey, girls," says the brunette one day, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette goes home and does some gardening, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having s*x with her female boss.

She quietly sneaks out of the house and goes back to work.

In the morning, the brunette says: "That was fun, we should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

Not that good... real good jokes are hard to find!

Is this better?

Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes.

One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.

She also went out and bought a new convertible.

She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.
She stopped and called the sheepherder over.

"That's a nice flock of sheep." she said.

"Well thank you" said the herder. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.", said the woman.

"Okay", replied the herder.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked the woman. "Sure", said the sheepherder.

So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382".

"Wow", said the herder. "That is exactly right.

Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."

So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.

Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".

"What is it?" queried the woman.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair... can I have my dog back?"


Joel

hahahahahah very funny!!!

hahaha, good one :D

I thought the blonde would say "No we shouldn't try it again because I will caught our boss again in my house" :D

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Originally Posted by adalia

I thought the blonde would say "No we shouldn't try it again because I will caught our boss again in my house" :D

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Jajaja! That's funny too but not the context of the joke as I see it.

But this is the trouble with translating jokes. To me the blond is showing her complete stupidity by saying that SHE almost got caught, as if her leaving work was worse than her boss sleeping with her husband.

Any other woman would have been infuriated that her boss was in her house with her husband but she was more worried that she would be in trouble for leaving work early!!!

Oh well, jokes are sort of like paintings. Not everyone sees them the same way.

I´m happy to be a brunette!! ajjajaaj :D

I have one!!
Although I have to say I don't agree with blond jokes. I have some natural blond friends who are very smart!!

What's a blond that dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence, hehehehhe

(do I need to say I'm a brunette? :D :D :D :D)

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Originally Posted by Veronica

I have one!!
Although I have to say I don't agree with blond jokes. I have some natural blond friends who are very smart!!

What's a blond that dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence, hehehehhe

(do I need to say I'm a brunette? :D :D :D :D)

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Hi Veronica, for me a blonde with dyed brown hair would have to be the most intelligent of hair color families. Thats what I have heard anyway :-.)

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Originally Posted by analaura

I´m happy to be a brunette!! ajjajaaj :D

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ana laura....you broke my heart. :mad:

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Originally Posted by Veronica

I have one!!
Although I have to say I don't agree with blond jokes. I have some natural blond friends who are very smart!!

What's a blond that dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence, hehehehhe

(do I need to say I'm a brunette? :D :D :D :D)

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hahahahaha great joke! I actually laughed :P

I don't know any joke in english =(

Q: What's the blond's mating call?
Brunette: "Who's next?"

Q: Why are brunette jokes one-liners?
A: So blondes can REMEMBER them.

>A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and the brunette says "Oh look a dead bird!" and the blonde looks up.

Consider this:

Three blondes were walking along the beach and found a magic lamp. While they were wondering what to do with it, one suggested the rub it. When they rubbed the lamp a Genie came out. He saw there were three of them, so he announced each could have one wish.

The first blonde wished to be smarter. Poof! She was a brunette.

The second blonde wished to be the smartest. Poof! She had jet black hair.

The third blonde looked at the other two and said, "In that case I'd rather be dumber." Poof! She was a man.

< need I say I am a man who works with a lot of women? >

For clarity: It is correct to use "blond" when describing male hair and "blonde" when describing female hair.

Peace!

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.




hahaha kind of silly, but made me laugh anyway :P

A woman was parking her car in a parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center. She rolled down the car windows to make sure her dog which was lying on the back seat had freash air. She wanted to impress upon her dog that she must remain in the car. She walked backward to the curb, pointing her finger at the car and saying
emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!"

The pretty blonde driver of a nearby car gave her a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"

Very funny jokes!

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