Challenge! Translate One-Liners!

Let's see how keen, how smart, how clever, how funny, how silly can we be!

I have some of these, let's check it out!

If every letter "t" was silent, we'd never hear the end of it.

I was attacked by a group of mimes and they did unspeakable things to me.

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

Gambling addiction hot-lines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.

The only time the word "incorrectly" isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

Whoever put the "b" in "subtle" was a clever boy

The sitcom about airplanes never took off, because the pilot was terrible.

My therapist told me my narcissism causes me to misread social situations, but I’m pretty sure it's just flirting.

Sting has been kidnapped. The Police have no lead.

Face is a four letter word, but preface is a foreword letter.

I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players, but the servers are currently down.

I’m forever disappointed that a group of squids isn’t called a squad

Sign language is the least spoken language in the world.

If you run in front of a car you'll get tired...But if you run behind the car you'll get exhausted


The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian


It's okay password, I'm insecure too.

I saw an ad that said, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full” and I thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down!"

I could translate this ones to Spanish:
"Esta bien contraseña, yo también soy inseguro"
"El lenguaje de señas es el idioma menos hablado"
"Hice una página para tenistas deprimidos, pero los servidores están siempre caídos"
"Mi terapeuta me dijo que mi Narcisismo puede causar que entienda mal los códigos sociales, pero creo que estaba coqueteandome nomas"
"La comedia sobre aviones nunca salió al aire, tal vez fue por que el piloto era malísimo"
"Me atacó un grupo de mimos!, me hicieron cosas innombrables"

Improvements accepted!

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Originally Posted by eidjit;76313[CENTER

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

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Existe una forma de decir "RIP" en español?

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Originally Posted by nabylm

Existe una forma de decir "RIP" en español?

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Que yo sepa se dice QEPD - Que En Paz Descanse

QEPD agua - Que en GAS descanses Agua...

;) Que en gas descanses agua.

Entonces seria QEGD?

¡Siempre me va a decepcionar que un rebaño no sea un conjunto de baños!

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Originally Posted by solg

¡Siempre me va a decepcionar que un rebaño no sea un conjunto de baños!

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O un RE baño! ah re.

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Originally Posted by eidjit

O un RE baño! ah re.

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¡Malísimo! （⌒▽⌒）

Este me parece más complicado: Sting has been kidnapped. The Police have no lead.

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Originally Posted by solg

¡Siempre me va a decepcionar que un rebaño no sea un conjunto de baños!

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-Sorry gordi, no viste el rebaño?
-No, ni idea. Por qué?
-Porque me re hago pis.

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Originally Posted by santiagop

-Sorry gordi, no viste el rebaño?
-No, ni idea. Por qué?
-Porque me re hago pis.

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Jajajaja Gracias SantiagoP

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This is what happens when you either take things literally or when the instructions are unclear.

Sign language is the least spoken language in the world.


El lenguaje de señas es el menos hablado en el mundo.

¡Que alguien traiga los redoblantes! ;)