Please please help me translate this...

I know certain words but that's about it. I know not all spanish spoken is "proper" spanish so places like Bablefish aren't really working out all that well for this. I know its a long paragraph but whoever can help me I would be greatly in thier debt!..especially if they can give it back line for line (well you know what I mean).



HEY R U COMING ON FRIDAY OR UR NOT SURE
10:14 Erin

Not sure cause my tia has a posada...who and who is going to your place and what time???
10:14 Amy

NO HAS HABLADO CON DANIELA
10:14 Erin

Nope...porque?
10:14p Amy

DINNER IS AT 7 U ONLY KNOW DANIELA..

I MEAN ARA
10:15pm Erin

Ara??
10:15pm Amy

ESQUE NO INVITE A LA DANIELA Y NO QUIERO Q LE MENCIONES NADA DE LA CENA PQ ELLA SI CONOCE A TODOS PERO NO LA INVITE
10:15pm Erin

Quien es ESA!..lol

Y eso???
10:15pm Amy

HMMM I GUESS U DONT KNOW ANYONE THEN! JAJA
10:15pm Erin

Porque no la invitaste?

Lol....
10:16pm Amy

CAUSE I FORGOT

AND KNOWING HER.. SHE WILL THINK I JUST INVIED HER SO LAST MINUTE

YA VEZ COMO SE SIENTE
10:16pm Erin

You got that right!

Ya tiene novio
10:17pm Amy

SIP... LO TRAJO A MI FIESTA

HE'S COOL NO HABLA SPANISH

NI ESTA ALTO COMO LE GUSTAN
10:17pm Erin

Todas nos quedamos con Los menos pensados

Lol
10:17pm Amy

I KNOW! JAJA

TU TE FUISTE A TEXAS DETRAS DE AQUELLA NALGA!

Y REGRESASTE CON OTRA! HJAJA
10:18pm Erin

I know...she was all worried that he was shorter!...bur hey rthey treat us like queens
10:18pm Amy

I KNOW! LOL
10:18pm Erin

Ay ni menrecuerdes!
10:18pm Amy

POR SIERTO NO AS SABIDO NADA DE EL

NO SABES SI SI VOLVIO A EMBARAZAR AQELLA MORRA
10:19pm Erin

Fijate k si...his brother almost died
10:19pm Amy

AY GUEY EL GUAPO?
10:19pm Erin

While in surgery

Yep
10:19pm Amy

DE Q?
10:19pm Erin

Brain tumor...I called his mom & he answered

So awkward

No se de la prosti...but she had her baby

Don't know if it's his..!

El miercoles me caso por el civil....lol....my company's benefits suck so I'm going under monty's....lol

Pero nadie save.

vienes el viernes o no estas segura?
10:14 Erin

no estoy segura por que mi tia tiene una posada...quien va a tu casa y a que hora?
10:14 Amy

NO HAS HABLADO CON DANIELA
10:14 Erin

No...porque?
10:14p Amy

porque la cena es a las 7 y solo conoces a DANIELA..

quiero decir ARA
10:15pm Erin

Ara??
10:15pm Amy

ES QUE NO INVITE A DANIELA Y NO QUIERO QUE LE MENCIONES NADA DE LA CENA PORQUE ELLA SI CONOCE A TODOS PERO NO LA INVITE
10:15pm Erin

Quien es ESA!..lol

Y eso???
10:15pm Amy

entonces no conoces a nadie JAJA
10:15pm Erin

Porque no la invitaste?

Lol....
10:16pm Amy

porque me olvide

y conociendola.. pensara que la invite a ultimo momento

YA SABES COMO SE SIENTE
10:16pm Erin

te enteraste!

Ya tiene novio
10:17pm Amy

SIP... LO TRAJO A MI FIESTA

ES GENIAL NO HABLA ESPAÑOL

NI ES ALTO COMO LE GUSTAN
10:17pm Erin

Todas nos quedamos con Los menos pensados

Lol
10:17pm Amy

LO SE JAJA

TU TE FUISTE A TEXAS DETRAS DE AQUELLA NALGA!

Y REGRESASTE CON OTRA! JAJA
10:18pm Erin


Lo Se...se preocupaba de que el es mas bajo!...pero nos tratan como reinas
10:18pm Amy

LO SE! LOL
10:18pm Erin

Ay ni me lo recuerdes!
10:18pm Amy

POR SIERTO NO HAS SABIDO NADA DE EL

NO SABES SI SI VOLVIO A EMBARAZAR AQELLA MORRA
10:19pm Erin



Fijate que si...su hermano casi se muere
10:19pm Amy


AY GUEY EL GUAPO?
10:19pm Erin

durante una cirugia

sip
10:19pm Amy

DE QUE?
10:19pm Erin



tumor cerebral...llame a su mama y el respondio

fue muy incomodo

No se de la prosti...pero ella tuvo a su bebe
no se si sera de el

El miercoles me caso porl civil....lol....los beneficios de mi compania apestan asi que me voy a monty's....lol

Pero nadie sabe.

NO i mean translate to ENGLISH for me please! :)

I'm not a native Spanish speaker. I'll look forward to corrections from native speakers.

HEY R U COMING ON FRIDAY OR UR NOT SURE
10:14 Erin

Not sure cause my tia has a posada...who and who is going to your place and what time???
10:14 Amy

NO HAS HABLADO CON DANIELA
10:14 Erin
You didn't talk to Daniela?

Nope...porque?
10:14p Amy
No, why?

DINNER IS AT 7 U ONLY KNOW DANIELA..

I MEAN ARA
10:15pm Erin

Ara??
10:15pm Amy

ESQUE NO INVITE A LA DANIELA Y NO QUIERO Q LE MENCIONES NADA DE LA CENA PQ ELLA SI CONOCE A TODOS PERO NO LA INVITE
10:15pm Erin
So, I didn't invite Daniela and I don't want you to mention anything about the dinner because she knows everybody who's going and I didn't invite her.

Quien es ESA!..lol
Who is that (referring to a woman)?

Y eso???
10:15pm Amy
And that (referring to a man?)

HMMM I GUESS U DONT KNOW ANYONE THEN! JAJA
10:15pm Erin

Porque no la invitaste?
Why didn't you invite her?

Lol....
10:16pm Amy

CAUSE I FORGOT

AND KNOWING HER.. SHE WILL THINK I JUST INVIED HER SO LAST MINUTE

YA VEZ COMO SE SIENTE
10:16pm Erin
You know how it feels. or You already know how she feels.

You got that right!

Ya tiene novio
10:17pm Amy
She already has a boyfriend.

SIP... LO TRAJO A MI FIESTA
I don't know what SIP means. Whe brought him to my party.

HE'S COOL NO HABLA SPANISH
He's cool. He doesn't speak Spanish.

NI ESTA ALTO COMO LE GUSTAN
10:17pm Erin
He isn't even tall like she likes them.

Todas nos quedamos con Los menos pensados
Not sure about this. Maybe: We get the losers (the less popular guys?)

Lol
10:17pm Amy

I KNOW! JAJA

TU TE FUISTE A TEXAS DETRAS DE AQUELLA NALGA!
You went to Texas after that (nalga = buttocks)

Y REGRESASTE CON OTRA! HJAJA
10:18pm Erin
And you cam back with a different girl.

I know...she was all worried that he was shorter!...bur hey rthey treat us like queens
10:18pm Amy

I KNOW! LOL
10:18pm Erin

Ay ni menrecuerdes!
10:18pm Amy
Don't remind me.

POR SIERTO NO AS SABIDO NADA DE EL
Surely you didn't hear anything about him.

NO SABES SI SI VOLVIO A EMBARAZAR AQELLA MORRA
10:19pm Erin
You don't know if he got that girl pregnant again.

Fijate k si...his brother almost died
10:19pm Amy
I'm telling you: yes! His brother almost died.

AY GUEY EL GUAPO?
10:19pm Erin
Not sure how to translate this.
Maybe something like: the good-looking dude?

While in surgery

Yep
10:19pm Amy

DE Q?
10:19pm Erin
Of what?

Brain tumor...I called his mom & he answered

So awkward

No se de la prosti...but she had her baby
I don't know about the prostitute, but she had her baby.

Don't know if it's his..!

El miercoles me caso por el civil....lol....my company's benefits suck so I'm going under monty's....lol
Wednesday I got married in a civil ceremony. My company's benefits suck so I'm going under Monty's.

Pero nadie save.[/QUOTE]
But nobody knows.