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Hello, i received a random text last night it was all in spanish and i have no clue who sent it. I am kind of curious what it says so i thought i would ask in here. "hey pendejo basto yo no soy como las putas que as tenido stop no me sigas disiendo mas mierda yo no quiero problemas contigo ok pinche baboso" I know there are some bad words in there so i am curious to know what it means in english.

Well, I hope you're sure you want to know:

Hey you crude dumbass, I’m not like the sluts you’ve had (stop??) Don’t keep on feeding me any more bullshit. I don’t want any problems with you. OK, lousy slimeball?

Actually, that's a slightly softened version.

Haha, that's awesome. I already told them ( through a translation thingy ) that they had the wrong number. Thanks.