Nicaraguan spanish to English

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Originally Posted by mchlws

Can some one please translate this for me.

buenas tardes como ha estado mi primito adorado, sabes queria saber porque no me aceptas como tu contacto en mesenger o es que no podes utilizar ese servicio, y la tecnologia te esta comiendo, que onda no me defraudes que para eso te mandamos alla, para que seas master en todo, y que tal estas simpatico como cuando venistes, y le sos fiel a tu esposa aunque de hecho te digo que lo dudooo, pero me alegro que tengas una relacion estable acordate que ya vas para viejito, no te parezcas a tu papa aunque la verdad es que lo simpatico es perseguido, asechado bueno quien sabe si me entendas porque ese tu idioma pues ha hecho que se te olvide el español verdad, debo despedirme, cuidate mucho y felicidades a tu niño, chaito

"Good Afternoon, how have you been my adored cousin, you know I wanted to know why you don't accept me as a contact in Messenger or is it that you can't utilize (use) that service and the technology is eating you up, what's going on, don't cheat me because of that we sent you there, so that you'll be a master of everything, what's up you are friendly like when you came and you are faithful to your wife although in fact I tell you that I doubt it, but I'm happy that you have a stable relationship, remember that you're getting old, don't look like your father kindness is pursued after, well who knows if you understand me because your language you may have forgotten Spanish, I must go, take good care of yourself and congratulations to your son, Chaito."