mexican shorthand?

Ok I need help with a couple of translations! They were typed in slang and I am a student of Spanish but It is extremely difficult to figure out. Plus they were text messages to my boyfriend and I want to know what they say without actually asking him!!!:o

solo mira el k ba atras como lo chinea

yo no tengo el cel a saber k le hizo mi mujer alrato cuando llege le pregunto

te marque para saver si tienes el numero del chino si lo tienes mandamelo po un menseje

creo q mi ermano mando fotos al correo d misty+ averiguame

como andas he? siempre te olvidas de que existo verdad

Hi misty!
I'll try to help you-

just look the way the one behind is...
(chinea is I think, a Mexican slang for cuddling or embracing, and oddly, having a mixed race relationship) In this case, not sure cuz you said it refers to your boyfriend and this is a he too (the one behind) cuddling, spoiling him???
I don't have his cellph number. I'll ask my wife when she gets here
I want to know if you have el chino's number. if you do, text it to me
I think my brother sent pics to misty's email. find out for me
how are you? you always forget I exist, right?

nice weekend!

solo mira el k ba atras como lo chinea

Just look at the one that's behind and how he cuddles him

yo no tengo el cel a saber k le hizo mi mujer alrato cuando llege le pregunto

I don't have my cell, who knows what my woman (wife?) did to him I'll ask her in a bit when she gets here

te marque para saver si tienes el numero del chino si lo tienes mandamelo po un menseje

I paged you to find out if you have chino's (or the chinese'?) number, if you do text it to me

creo q mi ermano mando fotos al correo d misty+ averiguame

I think my brother sent pix to misty's email, also find out for me

como andas he? siempre te olvidas de que existo verdad

how are you doing he? You always forget I'm alive, don't you?