Could someone transcript this audio?

Hi, I'm translating this album with the English lyrics, but there's some tracks which I don't have them. Could someone please transcript this audio to english? It's not too long:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3q1i3I0Y4c

Or, if you can't watch the video, here's the audio:
Bishop At Home (Mr. Stoddard) - Monty Python

Thank you very much.

I already worked it out, thank you! xD

No idea Manuel…That is too confusing for me :D