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hello
i would like to ask for the translation of this message
it its written in kinds of slang portugese i suppose
please don't ask why i need it
thnaks:)






06-04-2009


PC
Daniel
fdx 06-04-2009
13:58:42
y

Daniel
puta q os pariu 06-04-2009
13:58:46
x

y

e no metro cheira mal pra caralho e a cidade é uma confusao do caralho 06-04-2009
13:58:55
Daniel
PC
mas ate foi bacano 06-04-2009
13:59:19
Daniel
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pelo menos a minha cacilda diz k curtir ver os museus e essas tretas 06-04-2009
13:59:25
PC
Daniel
foste conhecer coisas diferentes 06-04-2009
13:59:30
Daniel
PC
pois 06-04-2009
13:59:45
PC
Daniel
ja foste a alguma discoteca arabe? 06-04-2009
13:59:56
Daniel
PC
nepia 06-04-2009
14:00:02
Daniel
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mas tb n tou prai virado lol 06-04-2009
14:00:06
Daniel
PC
pk? 06-04-2009
14:00:18
PC
Daniel
lol 06-04-2009
14:00:22
PC
Daniel
ve o mail q te enviei 06-04-2009
14:00:29
PC
Daniel
ja parti a pissa a rir 06-04-2009
14:00:35
Daniel
PC
ok 06-04-2009
14:01:19
Daniel
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tenho k ir fumar o meu cigarro matinal ja volto 06-04-2009
14:01:29
PC
Daniel
ok 06-04-2009
14:07:53
Daniel
PC
ka puta de moca looool 06-04-2009
14:07:55
Daniel
PC
tao e as gajas 06-04-2009
14:08:00
Daniel
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la n tem gajas looool 06-04-2009
14:08:02
Daniel
PC
ca sorte 06-04-2009
14:08:19
PC
Daniel
lol 06-04-2009
14:08:25
PC
Daniel
todos fodidos 06-04-2009
14:08:36
PC
Daniel
?s vezes um gaijo faz c cada figurinha 06-04-2009
14:08:46
Daniel
PC
looiool 06-04-2009
14:08:49
Daniel
PC
podes crere 06-04-2009
14:09:01
Daniel
PC
meu eu n tenho sorte nenhuma 06-04-2009
14:09:07
PC
Daniel
este sabado vai ser mais uma noitada 06-04-2009
14:09:10
PC
Daniel
entao 06-04-2009
14:09:12
Daniel
PC
andei aki culhoes de pempo sem coina 06-04-2009
14:10:13
Daniel
PC
depois la me entendi mais a cacilda começamos a cena e tal e tamos a viver juntos e tudo, esta semana conheci uma portuguesa booooooooaaaaaaaacom um puto dum par de mamas k um gajo ate se vem so de olhar prakilo 06-04-2009
14:10:21
Daniel
PC
atao mas eu tenho alguma sorte???? 06-04-2009
14:11:04
PC
Daniel
lol 06-04-2009
14:11:10
PC
Daniel
isso é fodifo 06-04-2009
14:11:24
PC
Daniel
eu tb ando sem ninguem ha bue 06-04-2009
14:11:44
Daniel
PC
ja fodo uma foto no facebook da gaja pra veres 06-04-2009
14:12:08
PC
Daniel
ok 06-04-2009
14:13:52





06-04-2009
14:13:52





06-04-2009
14:14:00
Daniel
PC
fdx vou mandar-ta pro mail 06-04-2009
14:14:33
PC
Daniel
ok 06-04-2009
14:14:37
PC
Daniel
vais mandar p kal? 06-04-2009
14:14:48
Daniel
PC
kal keres? 06-04-2009
14:14:58
PC
Daniel
manda p o gmail 06-04-2009
14:15:07
PC
Daniel
...
06-04-2009
14:15:43
Daniel
PC
vai la ver e depois diz kalker coisa 06-04-2009
14:15:50
PC
Daniel
ok 06-04-2009
14:16:23
PC
Daniel
fffffffffffffoooooooooooooooodaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-sssssseeee 06-04-2009
14:16:28
PC
Daniel
p par de tetas 06-04-2009
14:16:58
Daniel
PC
pois tas a ver o filme-.... 06-04-2009
14:17:00
Daniel
PC
k sorte 06-04-2009
14:17:15
Daniel
PC
eu ate ando a evitar de m encontrar com ela 06-04-2009
14:17:15
PC
Daniel
manda-a p mim q eu trato dela 06-04-2009
14:17:16
PC
Daniel
:) 06-04-2009
14:17:26
Daniel
PC
antes k m de alguma coisa ruim lool 06-04-2009
14:17:53
PC
Daniel
pois se calhar é melhor nem a veres lol 06-04-2009
14:18:10
PC
Daniel
ó caralho, sais c ela e come-a 06-04-2009
14:18:11
PC
Daniel
lol 06-04-2009
14:18:42
Daniel
PC
fdx a minha cacilda topou k andava a trocar sms com ela foi um stress dum filha da puta n tas bem a ver 06-04-2009
14:19:03
PC
Daniel
pois 06-04-2009
14:19:08
PC
Daniel
eu ja tive algo parecidop 06-04-2009
14:20:07
Daniel
PC
entao percebes bem como é lol 06-04-2009
14:20:13
Daniel
PC
depois kem é k as atura?!?!?! 06-04-2009
14:20:16
Daniel
PC
fdx-.... 06-04-2009
14:22:17
PC
Daniel
pois 06-04-2009
14:22:22
PC
Daniel
ninguem as atura 06-04-2009
14:29:15
Daniel
PC
podes crer 06-04-2009
14:29:22
Daniel
PC
bem vou almoçar 06-04-2009
14:29:23
Daniel
PC
lol 06-04-2009
14:29:30
PC
Daniel
ok 06-04-2009
14:29:36
PC
Daniel
vai la q eu tenho q bulir 06-04-2009
14:29:38
PC
Daniel
porta.te 06-04-2009
14:29:43
Daniel
PC
fazes bem lol 06-04-2009
14:29:49
Daniel
PC
tu tb 06-04-2009
14:29:53
Daniel
PC
abraçao menz

Daniel
puta q os pariu 06-04-2009
(exclamation, kind of like "Holy shite!"
13:58:46



x

y

e no metro cheira mal pra caralho e a cidade é uma confusao do caralho
and in the metro it stunk like hell, and the city was total chaos
06-04-2009
13:58:55
Daniel
PC
mas ate foi bacano 06-04-2009
but it was pretty cool
13:59:19
Daniel
PC
pelo menos a minha cacilda diz k curtir ver os museus e essas tretas 06-04-2009
at least my cacilda say to enjoy seeing the museums and that shit
13:59:25
PC
Daniel
foste conhecer coisas diferentes 06-04-2009
you went to get to know different things
13:59:30
Daniel
PC
pois 06-04-2009
so
13:59:45
PC
Daniel
ja foste a alguma discoteca arabe? 06-04-2009
have you already been to an Arabic disco?
13:59:56
Daniel
PC
nepia 06-04-2009
14:00:02
Daniel
PC
mas tb n tou prai virado lol 06-04-2009
but I'm also not turned that way, lol (not interested?)
14:00:06
Daniel
PC
pk? 06-04-2009
why?
14:00:18
PC
Daniel
lol 06-04-2009
14:00:22
PC
Daniel
ve o mail q te enviei 06-04-2009
look at the mail I sent you
14:00:29
PC
Daniel
ja parti a pissa a rir 06-04-2009
I already pissed myself laughing
14:00:35
Daniel
PC
ok 06-04-2009
14:01:19
Daniel
PC
tenho k ir fumar o meu cigarro matinal ja volto 06-04-2009
I've got to go smoke my morning cigarrete...be right back
14:01:29
PC
Daniel
ok 06-04-2009
14:07:53
Daniel
PC
ka puta de moca looool 06-04-2009
what a slut
14:07:55
Daniel
PC
tao e as gajas 06-04-2009
they are, and the girls
14:08:00
Daniel
PC
la n tem gajas looool 06-04-2009
there they don't have girls
14:08:02
Daniel
PC
ca sorte 06-04-2009
here luck
14:08:19
PC
Daniel
lol 06-04-2009
14:08:25
PC
Daniel
todos fodidos 06-04-2009
all screwed up
14:08:36
PC
Daniel
?s vezes um gaijo faz c cada figurinha 06-04-2009
sometimes a guy makes if every little figure (confusing)
14:08:46
Daniel
PC
looiool 06-04-2009
14:08:49
Daniel
PC
podes crere 06-04-2009
you can believe it
14:09:01
Daniel
PC
meu eu n tenho sorte nenhuma 06-04-2009
me, I don't have any luck
14:09:07
PC
Daniel
este sabado vai ser mais uma noitada 06-04-2009
this Saturday we're going to have another night out
14:09:10
PC
Daniel
entao 06-04-2009
well then
14:09:12
Daniel
PC
andei aki culhoes de pempo sem coina 06-04-2009
14:10:13
Daniel
PC
depois la me entendi mais a cacilda começamos a cena e tal e tamos a viver juntos e tudo, esta semana conheci uma portuguesa booooooooaaaaaaaacom um puto dum par de mamas k um gajo ate se vem so de olhar prakilo 06-04-2009
after I understood cacilda better. we started the scene and were to live together and everything. this week I met a really cool Portuguese chick, nice ****, that a guy would go just to see those.
14:10:21
Daniel
PC
atao mas eu tenho alguma sorte???? 06-04-2009
but do I have some luck?
14:11:04
PC
Daniel
lol 06-04-2009
14:11:10
PC
Daniel
isso é fodifo 06-04-2009
this is fucked
14:11:24
PC
Daniel
eu tb ando sem ninguem ha bue 06-04-2009
I'm alone/single, too, dude
14:11:44
Daniel
PC
ja fodo uma foto no facebook da gaja pra veres 06-04-2009
I already posted a photo of the guy in facebook for you to see
14:12:08
PC
Daniel
ok 06-04-2009
14:13:52





06-04-2009
14:13:52





06-04-2009
14:14:00
Daniel
PC
fdx vou mandar-ta pro mail 06-04-2009
fuck it, I'm going to send it to you by e-mail
14:14:33
PC
Daniel
ok 06-04-2009
14:14:37
PC
Daniel
vais mandar p kal? 06-04-2009
are you going to send it to kal?
14:14:48
Daniel
PC
kal keres? 06-04-2009
you want kal?
14:14:58
PC
Daniel
manda p o gmail 06-04-2009
send it to gmail
14:15:07
PC
Daniel
...
06-04-2009
14:15:43
Daniel
PC
vai la ver e depois diz kalker coisa 06-04-2009
go check it out and after say anything
14:15:50
PC
Daniel
ok 06-04-2009
14:16:23
PC
Daniel
fffffffffffffoooooooooooooooodaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-sssssseeee 06-04-2009
FUCKED!
14:16:28
PC
Daniel
p par de tetas 06-04-2009
but the pair of ****
14:16:58
Daniel
PC
pois tas a ver o filme-.... 06-04-2009
so, you see the film
14:17:00
Daniel
PC
k sorte 06-04-2009
what luck
14:17:15
Daniel
PC
eu ate ando a evitar de m encontrar com ela 06-04-2009
I even try to avoid seeing her
14:17:15
PC
Daniel
manda-a p mim q eu trato dela 06-04-2009
send her here, I'll take care of her
14:17:16
PC
Daniel
06-04-2009
14:17:26
Daniel
PC
antes k m de alguma coisa ruim lool 06-04-2009
before you give me a bad reason
14:17:53
PC
Daniel
pois se calhar é melhor nem a veres lol 06-04-2009
so, maybe it is better not so see here, lol
14:18:10
PC
Daniel
ó caralho, sais c ela e come-a 06-04-2009
shit, go out with her and eat her/screw her
14:18:11
PC
Daniel
lol 06-04-2009
14:18:42
Daniel
PC
fdx a minha cacilda topou k andava a trocar sms com ela foi um stress dum filha da puta n tas bem a ver 06-04-2009
fuck, my caclida found out I exchanged sms with her, and it was a son of a ***** stress to see
14:19:03
PC
Daniel
pois 06-04-2009
14:19:08
PC
Daniel
eu ja tive algo parecidop 06-04-2009
I've already had something similar
14:20:07
Daniel
PC
entao percebes bem como é lol 06-04-2009
so, you know how it is, lol
14:20:13
Daniel
PC
depois kem é k as atura?!?!?! 06-04-2009
after who is it that (unclear) them?!
14:20:16
Daniel
PC
fdx-.... 06-04-2009
fuck...
14:22:17
PC
Daniel
pois 06-04-2009
so
14:22:22
PC
Daniel
ninguem as atura 06-04-2009
nobody (unclear) them
14:29:15
Daniel
PC
podes crer 06-04-2009
believe me
14:29:22
Daniel
PC
bem vou almoçar 06-04-2009
Okay, I'm going to go have lunch
14:29:23
Daniel
PC
lol 06-04-2009
14:29:30
PC
Daniel
ok 06-04-2009
14:29:36
PC
Daniel
vai la q eu tenho q bulir 06-04-2009
go ahead, I have to fuck around
14:29:38
PC
Daniel
porta.te 06-04-2009
behave yourself
14:29:43
Daniel
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fazes bem lol 06-04-2009
you do well, lol
14:29:49
Daniel
PC
tu tb 06-04-2009
14:29:53
Daniel
PC
abraçao menz
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Jesus Christ, these guys are full of shit!:mad:

Sounds like a typical guy conversation... I'm not going to ask how you got your hands on that. :rolleyes: