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Miscellaneous As professional translators, there are many other topics we need to share. This category tries to provide a communication channel to discuss all these things.

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Old 11-13-2008, 12:18 AM   #1
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Y PARA QUE LOS HOMBRES SE PUEDAN CLASIFICAR!! !

- Sabe lo qué es un marido DVD?

- Es aquel que se Desnuda, Voltea y Duerme

- Y un marido DVD + R?

- Es aquel que se Desnuda, Voltea, Duerme y Ronca.

- Y un marido CD?

- Es aquel que Come y Duerme.

Moraleja de la historia:

- NO HAY NADA COMO LOS VIEJOS VHS...

- Varias Horas de Sexo................
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Los hombres son superiores a las mujeres porque Alá les otorgó la primacia sobre ellas. Portanto, dió a los varones el doble de lo que dió a las mujeres. Los maridos que sufrieran desobediencia de sus mujeres pueden castigarlas: abandonarlas en sus lechos, e incluso golpearlas.
No se legó al hombre mayor calamidad que la mujer."


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Old 11-13-2008, 06:45 AM   #2
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Jajajajajjajajjaajajjajajajaj!!!! genial!!
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jajajaja!!! ayyy qué triste, dios mío!
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Old 11-13-2008, 11:42 AM   #4
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jajajaja Muy Bueno Exx!! Volvamos a los viejos tiempos!!
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Old 11-13-2008, 01:52 PM   #5
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jajajaja Muy Bueno Exx!! Volvamos a los viejos tiempos!!

Sí, porfa
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No se legó al hombre mayor calamidad que la mujer."


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Old 11-13-2008, 03:18 PM   #6
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Hahahhh (sorry for my Portuguese laughing, I can't spell the Spanish "j" )

Very good one!!
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:25 PM   #7
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Cara Exxcéntrica,

acabamos de comprar un DVD ...

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