Army man, Mr. Smith, a soldier in the army returned home after spending four years on the battle front, and during all the time, not having seen his wife once.
Upon returning home, Sonia, his wife, proudly informed him that he was father of a two year old boy. For a moment Smith was joyus and happy, until he stopped to think.
"For Four years i've been away and now I'm Papa of two year old boy?" He fumed, "So" he sneered "Makeing monkey business behind my back, Who was it?" His wife shrank up agasint the wall and made no answer.
He shouted " I know! it must have been one of my friend."
"But who? Could be Jhon? or was it Michael?"
"Your friends,Your friends" she snorted, "Don't you think I've got any friends?"