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Veronica · 01-30-2007, 10:15 AM

Hi everyone!
In all the forums I've ever been to in my life, there is always a Jokes thread. And yes, I'll start one here too

Of course, no offensive jokes allowed!

Here are a few that I remember, with words. I can't remember any in Spanish!

"The teacher asked the second grade to make a sentence with the word "fascinate" and James put his hand up.
-Ok - said the teacher - What's your sentence?
-My jacket has 9 buttons - said James - but I can only fasten 8!"

"What's a fish without an eye?
A fsh!"

"Where does the bull take the cow on their first date?
To the mooooovies"

guillaume · 01-30-2007, 10:36 AM

Well, as Vero open the door, I enter :

"All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems."

"Q: What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance?
A: I don't know and I don't care!"

Sorry about that.. jajajaja..

elmeromero · 01-30-2007, 03:08 PM

Take my wife, please!

IUS · 01-31-2007, 04:29 PM

I think that we could create a category about jokes... what do you think?

guillaume · 02-01-2007, 04:46 AM

Yes, for sure, it will be good ; to have "The joke of the Day", everyday, I like the idea..

Julio Jaubert · 02-01-2007, 03:46 PM

Of course. And I would like to read this kind of linguistic jokes.

IUS · 02-01-2007, 10:15 PM

Now we have a Jokes Section

guillaume · 02-06-2007, 05:24 AM

Fresh jokes :

"What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
Jog-raphy! "

and the second one :

"Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!"

Have a good day !!

IUS · 02-09-2007, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guillaume

Fresh jokes :

"What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
Jog-raphy! "

and the second one :

"Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!"

Have a good day !!

Jajajjaa, really good.

Julio Jaubert · 02-11-2007, 10:00 PM

Definition (In Spanish, as I don't know if it works in English):

Campo nudista.- Lugar donde hombres y mujeres se re�nen para ventilar sus diferencias.

01-30-2007, 10:15 AM	#1
Veronica Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Argentina Posts: 625 Rep Power: 246	Jokes Hi everyone! In all the forums I've ever been to in my life, there is always a Jokes thread. And yes, I'll start one here too Of course, no offensive jokes allowed! Here are a few that I remember, with words. I can't remember any in Spanish! "The teacher asked the second grade to make a sentence with the word "fascinate" and James put his hand up. -Ok - said the teacher - What's your sentence? -My jacket has 9 buttons - said James - but I can only fasten 8!" "What's a fish without an eye? A fsh!" "Where does the bull take the cow on their first date? To the mooooovies" __________________ mmm...jam�n.

01-30-2007, 03:08 PM	#3
elmeromero Contributing User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 181 Rep Power: 114	speaking of marriage jokes... Take my wife, please!

01-31-2007, 04:29 PM	#4
IUS Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 2,385 Rep Power: 100	Jokes Category...? I think that we could create a category about jokes... what do you think? __________________ IUS

02-01-2007, 03:46 PM	#6
Julio Jaubert Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mexico Age: 40 Posts: 222 Rep Power: 621	Of course. And I would like to read this kind of linguistic jokes. __________________ Julio Arturo Torres Jaubert English-Spanish and French-Spanish translator

02-01-2007, 10:15 PM	#7
IUS Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 2,385 Rep Power: 100	Done! Now we have a Jokes Section __________________ IUS

01-30-2007, 10:36 AM	#2
guillaume Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 148 Rep Power: 60	Well, as Vero open the door, I enter : "All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems." "Q: What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance? A: I don't know and I don't care!" Sorry about that.. jajajaja..

02-01-2007, 04:46 AM	#5
guillaume Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 148 Rep Power: 60	Yes, for sure, it will be good ; to have "The joke of the Day", everyday, I like the idea..

02-06-2007, 05:24 AM	#8
guillaume Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 148 Rep Power: 60	Fresh jokes : "What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy! " and the second one : "Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!" Have a good day !!

02-11-2007, 10:00 PM	#10
Julio Jaubert Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mexico Age: 40 Posts: 222 Rep Power: 621	Definition (In Spanish, as I don't know if it works in English): Campo nudista.- Lugar donde hombres y mujeres se re�nen para ventilar sus diferencias. __________________ Julio Arturo Torres Jaubert English-Spanish and French-Spanish translator

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