Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

And now Some real facts:

The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the english language.

Typewriter, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.