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Jokes What’s more difficult to translate than a joke? Two jokes! If there is one thing that is difficult to translate, it's jokes. Although, they can provide a nice five-minute break.

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Old 04-30-2009, 09:40 AM   #1
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Default Chistontos!!!!!!!!!

Quien no dijo alguna vez un chiste de estos, de los que todos te quedan mirando esperando la segunda parte, jajajajaj.... colaboren
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Una bombita de luz en una fiesta le dice a otra:
Te noto como apagada.
Y la otra responde:
No, es que estoy fundida.
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¿Que pasa si un elefante se para en una pata?
Se queda el pato viudo.


joooooooooooooo!!!!!
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¿Cúal es mayor la luna o el sol?
La luna, porque la dejan salir de noche.


viejo, pero no menos efectivo jajajaja
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Iba un huevito y un tomate caminando por la calle, cuando el tomate dice:
- Cuando sea grande, voy a ser un tomaton y el huevito se puso a llorar.
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Cual es el Santo mas pequeño' San-cudo

cucla es el Santo mas miope? San Casi-miro

Cual es el santo mas sabroso? San-cocho
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Hola!! Yo tengo un par de chistes malos malos... acá van:
¿Cómo se llama el superheroe mas guardian?
- DOBERMAN!
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este es malísimo.. merece estar en este post...

- ¡Papá, papá! ¿La sordera es hereditaria?
- ¿Cómo hijo?
- ¿Qué papá?
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¡Papá, papá! puedo mirar la television?

Si hijo. mirala pero no la prendas
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Originally Posted by MariaLaura
este es malísimo.. merece estar en este post...

- ¡Papá, papá! ¿La sordera es hereditaria?
- ¿Cómo hijo?
- ¿Qué papá?


JAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ me hiciste matar de risa!!

Hay un post viejo con chistontos y muchos "mamá mamá" que quedo muy bueno, se los recomiendo! Tiene cada delirio....disfruten...
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mmm...papas fritas.
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