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Frank van den Eeden · 07-03-2008, 02:25 PM

A priest is travelling on a train.

In the same compartment with him are two young men who are doing a quiz :
The first one asks :
“What would women like their husbands to have bigger ?”
the other guy answers “bigger wages of course.”
“That’s right, next question, where do most women have curly hair ?”
“Well, in Africa I guess”

“Yes, that’s right again, by the way Father, would you like to join in ?”

“Oh, no thank you, I was wrong twice already.”

SandraT · 07-04-2008, 08:44 AM

hahaha very good, Frank! Nothing like a joke on Friday!!! more, more, more, please...

MarioT · 07-07-2008, 12:32 PM

Hello,

just had to answer on this very nice joke from Frank with another one...

Cheers,
Mario

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled:

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away:

"Hello! We're down here..."

SandraT · 07-07-2008, 01:39 PM

Quote:

"Hello! We're down here..."

hahaha, MarioT, I'm surprised this joke actually came from a man!!! usually men never acknowledge where their brain cells are located...

Frank van den Eeden · 07-07-2008, 01:59 PM

Sandra,
Mario is flattering the women here !
Probably he is chasing around after girls.

Girls in Buenos Aires, BEWARE !

What are you doing Mario ? Where are your brains man ?
...
oh yes,
down
there
!!!

Veronica · 07-07-2008, 03:15 PM

Hahahahhhahah, Mario excelent joke.
But I guess I liked it because I'm a woman heheh

Ezequiel · 07-11-2008, 09:40 AM

hahahahah great joke Mario =P

I think you stole Frank's thread haha

El Detective · 07-11-2008, 11:32 AM

Bada bim, bada boom, bada bim boom ba,
Mario, Mario, ra, ra, ra!

mariacecilia · 07-25-2008, 10:32 AM

Hahaahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I loved the first joke!!!!!! (the second one is kinda typical...)

07-03-2008, 02:25 PM	#1
Frank van den Eeden Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Antwerp/Belgium Age: 63 Posts: 334 Rep Power: 433	The priest A priest is travelling on a train. In the same compartment with him are two young men who are doing a quiz : The first one asks : “What would women like their husbands to have bigger ?” the other guy answers “bigger wages of course.” “That’s right, next question, where do most women have curly hair ?” “Well, in Africa I guess” “Yes, that’s right again, by the way Father, would you like to join in ?” “Oh, no thank you, I was wrong twice already.” __________________ beste groeten - sinc�res salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Gr��en Last edited by Frank van den Eeden : 07-04-2008 at 06:14 AM.

07-04-2008, 08:44 AM	#2
SandraT Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Havana,Cuba Posts: 1,200 Rep Power: 1686	hahaha very good, Frank! Nothing like a joke on Friday!!! more, more, more, please... __________________ _____________________________ [Have a nice day!!! ♥ Sandra T ♥

07-07-2008, 12:32 PM	#3
MarioT Forum User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Buenos Aires Age: 38 Posts: 29 Rep Power: 38	Anyone Here Hello, just had to answer on this very nice joke from Frank with another one... Cheers, Mario Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?" Then she heard a voice from far, far away: "Hello! We're down here..."

07-07-2008, 01:59 PM	#5
Frank van den Eeden Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Antwerp/Belgium Age: 63 Posts: 334 Rep Power: 433	Sandra, Mario is flattering the women here ! Probably he is chasing around after girls. Girls in Buenos Aires, BEWARE ! What are you doing Mario ? Where are your brains man ? ... oh yes, down there !!! __________________ beste groeten - sinc�res salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Gr��en

07-07-2008, 03:15 PM	#6
Veronica Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Argentina Posts: 811 Rep Power: 297	Hahahahhhahah, Mario excelent joke. But I guess I liked it because I'm a woman heheh __________________ mmm...papas fritas.

07-11-2008, 09:40 AM	#7
Ezequiel Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina Posts: 392 Rep Power: 279	hahahahah great joke Mario =P I think you stole Frank's thread haha

07-11-2008, 11:32 AM	#8
El Detective Contributing User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 196 Rep Power: 458	Bada bim, bada boom, bada bim boom ba, Mario, Mario, ra, ra, ra! __________________ "El verdadero objectivo de la vida no es el destino final, si no disfrutar el camino."

07-25-2008, 10:32 AM	#9
mariacecilia Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 276 Rep Power: 250	Hahaahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I loved the first joke!!!!!! (the second one is kinda typical...)

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