The car races
A guy turns up at work shaking his head violently from left to right.
-What’s the matter ? asks his friend
-Nothing, he replies, I am going to the car races next weekend
but those cars go by so quickly,
and I am practising now so I can follow them better.
he keeps practising all week
the next Monday he is bandaged and shaking all over
-What happened ? his friend asks, you had practised and all...
-Yes, I know, but the cars came the other way !