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    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
    airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
    'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
    strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
    it slowly and said to the stranger,
    'What would you like to talk about?'
    'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
    nuclear power?' and he smiles.
    'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
    But let me ask you a question first.
    A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
    intelligence, thinks about it and says,
    'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
    qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
    Los hombres son superiores a las mujeres porque Alá les otorgó la primacia sobre ellas. Portanto, dió a los varones el doble de lo que dió a las mujeres. Los maridos que sufrieran desobediencia de sus mujeres pueden castigarlas: abandonarlas en sus lechos, e incluso golpearlas.
    No se legó al hombre mayor calamidad que la mujer."


    El Corán (libro sagrado de los musulmanes, recitado por Alá a Maomé en el siglo VI)


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    hmmmm...
    did the plane arrive on time ?
    beste groeten - sincères salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Grüßen

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    As you see, women are always smarter!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank van den Eeden
    hmmmm...
    did the plane arrive on time ?
    Los hombres son superiores a las mujeres porque Alá les otorgó la primacia sobre ellas. Portanto, dió a los varones el doble de lo que dió a las mujeres. Los maridos que sufrieran desobediencia de sus mujeres pueden castigarlas: abandonarlas en sus lechos, e incluso golpearlas.
    No se legó al hombre mayor calamidad que la mujer."


    El Corán (libro sagrado de los musulmanes, recitado por Alá a Maomé en el siglo VI)


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    Git 'er Dun!!!!
    hahahaha!!!
    Gotta tell you, it was a good one!
    I'm gonna pass it along to others!
    Dragona

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    What an smart joke, my god

    It got me smiling for a while

    That little girl rocks!

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