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exxc�ntrica · 06-07-2008, 03:39 PM

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger,
'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

Frank van den Eeden · 06-08-2008, 06:03 AM

hmmmm...
did the plane arrive on time ?

mem286 · 06-08-2008, 08:01 AM

As you see, women are always smarter!!

exxc�ntrica · 06-08-2008, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank van den Eeden

hmmmm...
did the plane arrive on time ?

Dragona · 06-09-2008, 08:06 AM

Git 'er Dun!!!!
hahahaha!!!
Gotta tell you, it was a good one!
I'm gonna pass it along to others!
Dragona

Ezequiel · 06-09-2008, 12:32 PM

What an smart joke, my god

It got me smiling for a while

That little girl rocks!

06-07-2008, 03:39 PM	#1
exxc�ntrica Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Spain Posts: 1,153 Rep Power: 1152	In Flight Question A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit? __________________ �Los hombres son superiores a las mujeres porque Al� les otorg� la primacia sobre ellas. Portanto, di� a los varones el doble de lo que di� a las mujeres. Los maridos que sufrieran desobediencia de sus mujeres pueden castigarlas: abandonarlas en sus lechos, e incluso golpearlas. No se leg� al hombre mayor calamidad que la mujer." *El Cor�n (libro sagrado de los musulmanes, recitado por Al� a Maom� en el siglo VI)*

06-08-2008, 06:03 AM	#2
Frank van den Eeden Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Antwerp/Belgium Age: 64 Posts: 335 Rep Power: 438	hmmmm... did the plane arrive on time ? __________________ beste groeten - sinc�res salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Gr��en

06-08-2008, 08:01 AM	#3
mem286 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Santa Fe, Argentina Posts: 1,287 Rep Power: 1536	As you see, women are always smarter!! __________________ ================= ====-mem286-====

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06-09-2008, 08:06 AM	#5
Dragona Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: MD Posts: 216 Rep Power: 248	Git 'er Dun!!!! hahahaha!!! Gotta tell you, it was a good one! I'm gonna pass it along to others! Dragona

06-09-2008, 12:32 PM	#6
Ezequiel Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina Posts: 392 Rep Power: 283	What an smart joke, my god It got me smiling for a while That little girl rocks!

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