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Jokes What’s more difficult to translate than a joke? Two jokes! If there is one thing that is difficult to translate, it's jokes. Although, they can provide a nice five-minute break.

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Old 05-14-2008, 11:56 PM   #1
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If Men Got Pregnant
  • Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
  • There would be a cure for stretch marks.
  • Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
  • Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
  • All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
  • Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
  • Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
  • They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
  • Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
  • Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
  • Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
  • They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
  • Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.
  • Women would rule the world.
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Old 05-15-2008, 07:36 AM   #2
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very good and so true Vicente! Thanks for sharing!
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Old 05-26-2008, 06:19 AM   #3
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hahah very funny and trueee!!!!!
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Jejejeje! They'll be able to confirm that being a woman is not an easy job!
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Hey, have you heard of the American man who actually got pregnant and gave birth?? You can ask him!
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Hey, have you heard of the American man who actually got pregnant and gave birth?? You can ask him!

hadn't heard about it, and looked it up because you made me curious.
Perhaps you should have said "you can ask her" because he is a she...though legally she is now a he...
I even read that when he was still a she,
she made it to the top ten of the miss Hawaii contest...

some story !
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Endeed Frank!!!

Vicente: it's a lot of fun really... I wish I was a man!!!!! hahaha
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:41 PM   #8
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hadn't heard about it, and looked it up because you made me curious.
Perhaps you should have said "you can ask her" because he is a she...though legally she is now a he...
I even read that when he was still a she,
she made it to the top ten of the miss Hawaii contest...

some story !

Top ten in the Miss Hawaii contest? oh wow, that is something! (s)he has full stubble now!
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If Men Got Pregnant
  • Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

LOL!!!!!!!! So true!!!!
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I suddenly remembered... well, anyway, weird about the woman/man who got pregnant, right? Imagine that kid looking at the pictures of her "mother's" pregnancy...
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