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    Ay ay ay... si habr cantidaaaaades de chistes de hombres y mujeres!!!!!

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    Como me re con este post!

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    no s por qu ser, yo me re con todos excepto con el 1ro, creo que es ms lo denigrante que lo gracioso...

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    me quedo con esto ...

    SUCCESS
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


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    Uno más para hacerlo interminable...hehe

    El hombre puede hasta ser la cabeza pero la mujer es el cuello....hahahahahahhaa

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    INSTALLING A HUSBAND

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from
    Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition,
    Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
    Romance 9.5 and
    Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

    NBA 5.0,
    NFL 3.0and
    Golf Clubs 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0
    no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,
    Desperate
    ************************************************** ************************************************** ***********************************


    DEAR DESPERATE
    ,

    First, keep in mind,
    Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command:
    ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
    Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Gas and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do,
    DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
    Cooking 3.0 and
    Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Best Wishes Babe!
    Tech Support
    vicente

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    Vicente, GREAT JOKE !

    My hard disk crashed years ago when trying to download
    THE PERFECT WIFE ...

    best regards,
    Frank.
    beste groeten - sincres salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Gren

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    Vicente, GREAT JOKE !

    My hard disk crashed years ago when trying to download
    THE PERFECT WIFE ...

    best regards,
    Frank.
    beste groeten - sincres salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Gren

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    Vicente, GREAT JOKE !

    My hard disk crashed years ago when trying to download
    THE PERFECT WIFE ...

    best regards,
    Frank.
    beste groeten - sincres salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Gren

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    WOW in threefold ...?

    shows how patient I am when hitting the "submit" button ...
    beste groeten - sincres salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Gren

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