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07-25-2008, 10:24 AM
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Ay ay ay... si habrá cantidaaaaades de chistes de hombres y mujeres!!!!!
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08-31-2008, 07:46 PM
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Re: Male vs Female
Como me reí con este post!
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09-03-2008, 11:39 AM
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Re: Male vs Female
no sé por qué será, yo me reí con todos excepto con el 1ro, creo que es más lo denigrante que lo gracioso...
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09-03-2008, 11:54 AM
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Re: Male vs Female
me quedo con esto ...
SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.  |
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09-04-2008, 01:19 PM
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Re: Male vs Female
Uno más para hacerlo interminable...hehe
El hombre puede hasta ser la cabeza pero la mujer es el cuello....hahahahahahhaa |
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09-04-2008, 02:36 PM
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INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as ·Romance 9.5 and ·Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as ·NBA 5.0, ·NFL 3.0and ·Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. ·Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ************************************************** ************************************************** *********************************** DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, ·Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while ·Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. ·If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. ·Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Gas and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend ·Cooking 3.0 and ·Hot Lingerie 7.7. Best Wishes Babe! Tech Support
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09-05-2008, 03:00 AM
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Re: Male vs Female
Vicente, GREAT JOKE !
My hard disk crashed years ago when trying to download THE PERFECT WIFE ... best regards, Frank.
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09-05-2008, 03:00 AM
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Re: Male vs Female
Vicente, GREAT JOKE !
My hard disk crashed years ago when trying to download THE PERFECT WIFE ... best regards, Frank.
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09-05-2008, 03:00 AM
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Re: Male vs Female
Vicente, GREAT JOKE !
My hard disk crashed years ago when trying to download THE PERFECT WIFE ... best regards, Frank.
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09-05-2008, 03:03 AM
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Re: Male vs Female
WOW in threefold ...?
shows how patient I am when hitting the "submit" button ... 
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