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04-25-2008, 01:16 AM
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The dumb blonde quiz :
How long lasted the HUNDRED YEARS’ WAR ? possible answers : 99 years ? 100 years ? 116 years ? 150 years ? In which country do you find the PANAMA HUT ? possible answers : Chile ? Brasil ? Panama ? Ecuador ? When do the Russians celebrate the OCTOBER REVOLUTION ? possible answers : January ? September ? October ? November ? What was the name of KING GEORG IV ? possible answers : Albert ? Georg ? Manuel ? Jonas ? After which animal are the CANARY ISLANDS named ? possible answers : Canary ? Kangaroo ? Horse ? Dog ? as you can imagine, our dumb blonde failed to give the right answers ... and how about you ? did you know that the HUNDRED YEARS’ WAR lasted from 1337 till 1453 = 116 years. the PANAMA HUT is in Ecuador. the Russians celebrate the OCTOBER REVOLUTION on the 7th November. KING GEORG IV’s name was Albert, he had his name changed in 1936. the CANARY islands : Insula Canaria : are the islands of the dogs. 
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beste groeten - sincères salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Grüßen Last edited by Frank van den Eeden : 04-25-2008 at 01:20 AM. |
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04-25-2008, 03:20 PM
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I'm close to being a dumb blond! and I'm not even blond anymore! so I guess I'm just dumb. jaja
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04-25-2008, 04:28 PM
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Hi again, Frank! I found a quiz for you... enjoy!!
You only have 20 seconds to answer each question.. so DON'T CHEAT! ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? 1. The capital of Kentucky is
Lexington Louisville Frankfort Knoxville 2. Which geographic location is located west of the Interior Lowlands and east of the Rocky Mountains? Appalachian Plateau Great Plains Canadian Shield 3. Which statement about a cube is true? It has exactly 4 vertices It has exactly 8 edges It has exactly 6 faces It has exactly 6 edges 4. What is the prime factorization of 100? 2x2x5x5 2x5x10 2x2x25 4x5x5 5. Mr. Vale buys about 14.7 gallons of gas for his car every week. About how many gallons of gas does he buy in 4 weeks? 15 gallons 60 gallons 80 gallons 105 gallons 6. The Columbia river was explored by Lewis and Clark Coronado and Columbus Ponce de Leon Vespucci 7. Scarcity is a problem when wants are unlimited and resources are limited wants are limited and resources are unlimited wants and resources are balanced no wants and no resources exist 8. The way of life for a group of people is called its environment shelter culture 9. Which option describes the rule for determining the last 3 numbers shown in this sequence: 28,84,252,756? Each number is 56 more than the previous number. Each number is 64 more than the previous number Each number is 4 times the previous number. Each number is 3 times the previous number. 10. What do the stripes on the United States flag represent? the Presidents of the United States the immigrants from around the world the original 13 colonies the wars the United States has fought Answers... 1. Frankfort 2. Great Plains 3. It has exactly 6 faces 4. 2x2x5x5 5. 60 gallons 6. Lewis and Clark 7. wants are unlimited and resources are limited 8. culture 9. Each number is 3 times the previous number. 10. the original 13 colonies |
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04-25-2008, 04:56 PM
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I am smarter than a 5th grader
however...blonde.
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04-26-2008, 03:32 AM
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Dear MariaLaura, EmilyB, and other quiz-lovers :
The quizmaster knows all the answers... that is beyond dispute ! But if we’re honest... From the “dumb blonde quiz” I only knew one answer, i.e. the Canary Islands (because I once visited them and read a guidebook where that was mentioned). I did do well on your quiz though, 8 out of 10. I missed number one and number 10, and I guessed nr.2 right. I wish I was blond, but I’m not anymore ... Regards, Frank.
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beste groeten - sincères salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Grüßen Last edited by Frank van den Eeden : 04-26-2008 at 03:53 AM. |
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