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    Quote Originally Posted by analaura
    Im happy to be a brunette!! ajjajaaj
    ana laura....you broke my heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Veronica
    I have one!!
    Although I have to say I don't agree with blond jokes. I have some natural blond friends who are very smart!!

    What's a blond that dyed her hair brunette?
    Artificial intelligence, hehehehhe

    (do I need to say I'm a brunette? )
    hahahahaha great joke! I actually laughed :P

    I don't know any joke in english =(

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    Q: What's the blond's mating call?
    Brunette: "Who's next?"

    Q: Why are brunette jokes one-liners?
    A: So blondes can REMEMBER them.

    >A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and the brunette says "Oh look a dead bird!" and the blonde looks up.
    Last edited by vicente; 05-29-2008 at 02:14 AM.
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    Consider this:

    Three blondes were walking along the beach and found a magic lamp. While they were wondering what to do with it, one suggested the rub it. When they rubbed the lamp a Genie came out. He saw there were three of them, so he announced each could have one wish.

    The first blonde wished to be smarter. Poof! She was a brunette.

    The second blonde wished to be the smartest. Poof! She had jet black hair.

    The third blonde looked at the other two and said, "In that case I'd rather be dumber." Poof! She was a man.

    < need I say I am a man who works with a lot of women? >

    For clarity: It is correct to use "blond" when describing male hair and "blonde" when describing female hair.

    Peace!

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    Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
    The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
    The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
    The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
    The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.




    hahaha kind of silly, but made me laugh anyway :P

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    A woman was parking her car in a parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center. She rolled down the car windows to make sure her dog which was lying on the back seat had freash air. She wanted to impress upon her dog that she must remain in the car. She walked backward to the curb, pointing her finger at the car and saying
    emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!"

    The pretty blonde driver of a nearby car gave her a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"
    vicente

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    Default Re: A Blond Joke

    Very funny jokes!

    jejejeje

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