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SandraT · 03-13-2008, 02:24 PM

this one reminds me of my own son...

Johnny's mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat. He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.
She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"

Johnny looked up at her and said,
"Really? He should have thought about that before he joined my church."

emilyb · 03-14-2008, 02:23 PM

hahah, those kids do say the darndest things

Leslie M · 03-14-2008, 02:43 PM

Good one! I sure am glad for the cat the kid had not preached in a

religious community where they practiced circumcision.

Nadia D · 03-17-2008, 05:36 AM

Jajaja! poor cat!!

sabrina · 03-17-2008, 08:59 AM

Poor little catty...This joke would be taken as an insult in UK. Cats there are almost considered sacred...

...Well, may be not as the Pharoes did...but quite...

03-13-2008, 02:24 PM	#1
SandraT Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Havana,Cuba Posts: 807 Rep Power: 622	church cat this one reminds me of my own son... Johnny's mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat. He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!" Johnny looked up at her and said, "Really? He should have thought about that before he joined my church." __________________ _____________________________ [Have a nice day!!! ♥ Sandra T ♥

03-14-2008, 02:23 PM	#2
emilyb Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Argentina Posts: 394 Rep Power: 242	hahah, those kids do say the darndest things __________________ Emily B

03-14-2008, 02:43 PM	#3
Leslie M Forum User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Moca, Puerto Rico Age: 61 Posts: 67 Rep Power: 217	Good one! I sure am glad for the cat the kid had not preached in a religious community where they practiced circumcision. Last edited by Leslie M : 03-16-2008 at 05:43 AM.

03-17-2008, 08:59 AM	#5
sabrina Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 366 Rep Power: 303	Jokes on Cats Poor little catty...This joke would be taken as an insult in UK. Cats there are almost considered sacred... ...Well, may be not as the Pharoes did...but quite...

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03-17-2008, 05:36 AM	#4
Nadia D Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 596 Rep Power: 231	Jajaja! poor cat!!

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