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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

    OMG I can't stop laughing hahahaha!! Great Joke vicente, congrats, you are winning this competition!!! You'll have to work harder Laura!!

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    hahahaha!!! this one is sooooooo good!!!
    Realmente, el destino del mundo depende, en primer lugar, de los estadistas y, en segundo lugar, de los intérpretes.
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    Thumbs up Muy buenos....

    Hola!, hasta ahora los leo y están buenísimos los dos......

    Me encanta como "escribes" el acento irish....

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    Ezequiel, my dear, I don't care to win any competition... just to give you a smile!

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    Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in Monaghan's flat in Dungarvan when Sean O'Toole loses €700 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
    Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael Lennon looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone's got to tell Sean's wife. Who will it be?'
    They draw straws.
    Cavan Colquhoun picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet and gentle and not to make a bad situation any worse.' Discreet? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me.' announces Cavan.
    He goes over to O'Toole's house and knocks on the door.
    Brenda O'Toole answers and asks what he wants. Cavan declares: 'Your husband just lost €700 and is afraid to come home.'
    'Tell him to drop dead!' snarls Brenda.' I'll go tell him.' says Cavan.

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    Laura!! Another good one. I love it.


    Let's keep Ezequiel amused:

    Patrick, an Irish lad comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "What's the difference between potential and reality?"

    His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your dear sweet mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

    The lad is puzzled, but goes ahead and asks his mother. "Mum, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
    "Oh, Dear Patrick, Saints preserve us!! For a million pounds! Don't tell a soul, but yes, I would," she replies.

    He then goes to his sister's room. "Colleen, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
    She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

    The lad returns to his father and says: "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million quid, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."

    vicente

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    hahahah, good ones guys!

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    still one more!!!

    Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked.
    "Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?" said Seamus.
    "Ah, praise the Almighty!" Paddy replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

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    que chiste!

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    Default Very good Irish jokes!

    They are very good, Laura! Where did you get them from, I wonder...

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