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    Angry men get fatter

    men get fatter :
    how come men get fatter after their marriage ?
    a bachelor comes home at night, goes to his fridge, finds nothing special there and goes to bed.
    the married man comes home at night, goes to his bed, finds nothing special there and goes to the fridge...

    los hombres se engordan...
    ¿ porqué los hombres se engordan después del matrimonio ?
    el soltero llega a casa, se dirige a su frigorífico, no encuentra nada de especial, y se va a la cama.
    el hombre casado llega a casa, se dirige a su cama, no encuentra nada de especial, y va a su frigorífico...

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    As a woman, I strongly disagree!!


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    Is this a joke Frank?

    Watch out! Too many women in this forum!!

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    This is not fair, I am up against too many women !
    (A good thing that there's a big ocean between us...)

    Maybe a bad joke ?
    Fact remains : I got a whole lot bigger !
    beste groeten - sincères salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Grüßen

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    Frank,

    One of the first rules of public speaking is: If you can't carefully choose your audience, you have to carefully choose your material.

    But I thought the joke was funny so don't listen to me.

    Joel

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    some male support at last...
    thank you Joel ,
    together we stand .

    when I was a kid, we didn't have a refrigerator at home,
    and I had no wife either...
    life was so much easier !
    beste groeten - sincères salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Grüßen

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Detective
    One of the first rules of public speaking is: If you can't carefully choose your audience, you have to carefully choose your material.
    MUY BUENO!

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    Cool hehehe

    how come men get fatter after their marriage ?

    a bachelor comes home at night, does nothing, goes to sleep.

    the married man comes home at night, does nothing, eats a delicious dinner his wife prepared, goes to sleep...

    hehehehhe, it's a fact!!

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    As a man, I must say that Veronica's interpretation struck me as funnier and more true. Sorry that I can't contribute to the solidarity of testosterone...

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    well, I've been married for more than 32 years now,
    my conclusion ...

    WHAT'S A MAN WITHOUT A WOMAN ???!!!


    (but a nice joke now and then doesn't hurt)

    Last edited by Frank van den Eeden; 04-30-2008 at 11:55 AM.
    beste groeten - sincères salutations - kindest regards - atentamente - mit freundlichen Grüßen

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