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Jokes What’s more difficult to translate than a joke? Two jokes! If there is one thing that is difficult to translate, it's jokes. Although, they can provide a nice five-minute break.

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Old 11-08-2007, 08:41 PM   #1
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Toddler Property Laws

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all of the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

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Old 11-09-2007, 06:17 AM   #2
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jajaja I thought they were Argentine Politicians Property Laws!!!

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That is not a joke, is a fact of life!!

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Oh I just love that!!! it's sooooooo real!!!
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but to tell you the truth it's so much like George Bush!!! Oh My God! I hope I am not offending anyone!!!
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but to tell you the truth it's so much like George Bush!!! Oh My God! I hope I am not offending anyone!!!

lol!
I agree...I don't think you're offending anyone. Personally... I don't like him much
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