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Jokes What’s more difficult to translate than a joke? Two jokes! If there is one thing that is difficult to translate, it's jokes. Although, they can provide a nice five-minute break.

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Old 09-09-2007, 11:07 AM   #1
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America!
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct! Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria!


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Old 09-09-2007, 11:18 AM   #2
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In Argentina, on September 11th. we celebrate the Teachers' Day. These jokes are especially dedicated to all the teachers for their kindness, affection, patience and love.

Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?
Frank: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Frank: The one that says: "School ahead, go slow".



Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.



Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago!
Winnie: Me!!!





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Old 09-10-2007, 07:36 AM   #3
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Thanks remainder , I had a great time reading them
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Old 09-12-2007, 06:45 AM   #4
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Thanks!

I still remember your "Facts of Life" in the thread created by Sandra with her "Stages of Life". I had never enjoyed reading jokes so much!!!

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Thanks, reminder...very cute! Although a date late, Happy Teacher's Day as well.
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Thanks, Sarab!! It's never too late!!

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hahaha I really liked!!!
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Your jokes are funny, too, Ali.
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