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Jokes What’s more difficult to translate than a joke? Two jokes! If there is one thing that is difficult to translate, it's jokes. Although, they can provide a nice five-minute break.

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Old 07-29-2007, 05:33 PM   #1
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Default Borrachos

Era una vez dos borrachos que se acuestan a dormir en una litera, y el borracho que está en la parte de arriba de la litera antes de dormirse comienza a rezar:
Con Dios me acuesto, con Dios me levanto, la Virgen María, y el Espíritu Santo. En eso se cae la litera y el borracho que está en la parte de abajo dice:
¿Vistes? ¡Eso pasa por estar durmiendo con tanta gente!
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Very funny! Drunken people see everybody around!!

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Un borracho a otro:

- Mejor ya dejas de beber. Te estás poniendo borroso.
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Default Otro chiste de borrachos

Una mujer caía rodando, rodando, rodando por las escalinatas de una enorme catedral. Al pie de las escalinatas pasaba un borracho que cuando la vio aproximarse a los tumbos la esquivó para no chocar y siguió su camino.
Dos hombres, al ver a la mujer que finalmente había llegado al final de su caída, llena de moretones y ensangrentada, corrieron para ayudarla e increparon seriamente al borracho por no haberla ayudado.
El borracho se dió vuelta y tranquilamente dijo...
Buá! Si creía que era promesa nomás...!!
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Un borracho a otro:

- Mejor ya dejas de beber. Te estás poniendo borroso.


Jajajjjajaaja increiblemente estoy en la oficina riendome mucho de este chiste jajajaja muy bueno
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un borracho pasa por el lado de una señora y le dice adios fea, y ella le constesta adios borracho y el replica si pero ami se me pasa mañana
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Muy bueno, Humberto...aunque si es un bebedor complusivo...hay que ver si se le pasa mañana...
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