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    Default Jokes for children (and adults too)

    As someone who appreciates a good joke and a smile or a laugh.
    I try to find good jokes that work in various levels, so nobody gets left out.

    Some children jokes achieve that.

    For example:

    Big theatre play ends, the cleaning personnel arrives to the floor seats and finds a man on top of 2 chairs with his feet on the ones of the front. Bothered by this she approaches the man.
    :- Are you comfortable, sir, do you want me to bring you a drink and a appetizer?
    "Actually, could you bring me an ambulance? I fell of the balcony"
    In both Spanish and Chinese, it works, and with children too.

    Does anyone have another like this?
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    Joke of the day everybody:
    A pear falls of the tree, all the other pears still hanging, laugh out loud, the one on the lying bruised on the floor yells
    :- YOU ARE ALL VERY IMMATURE!
    And in Spanish:
    Una pera se cae del árbol, todas las que quedan arriba se rien a carcajadas, así que la que está en el suelo amoretonada les grita
    :- SON UNAS INMADURAS!
    Replying my own thread! Woo-Hoo!
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    A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
    Un hombre recibe una llamada de su doctor.

    The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
    El doctor dice tengo buenas y malas noticias.

    The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
    El hombre dice, "Ok, dame primero las buenas".

    The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
    El doctor dice, "La buena noticia es que tienes 24 horas de vida"

    The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
    El hombre contesta, "¡Oh no! Si esta es la buena noticia, ¿entonces cuál es la mala?

    The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
    El doctor dice, "La mala noticia es, que olvidé llamarte ayer"

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    Lol!!!! I loved it!!!

    "you're all very immature!"

    haha! Thank you, Eidjit, you made my day

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    Thank you Maximiliano for Joining in!!
    And thanks to AgustinaB for the reply.

    And an Extra joke! a small One-liner
    He has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
    El tiene un corazón de león y la entrada prohibida al zoologico, de por vida!
    _Eidji

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    Two men walk into a bar.
    One man orders H2O.
    The other says, “I’ll have H2O too.”
    The second man dies.

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    Hey AnabellaG
    Could you translate that joke?
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    I can, but in spanish it has no sense.. It needs the "too = two" to work...The point is that H2O2 is the molecular formula of hydrogen peroxide (Agua Oxigenada), that's why the second man dies

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