Thread: Jokes for children (and adults too)

As someone who appreciates a good joke and a smile or a laugh.
I try to find good jokes that work in various levels, so nobody gets left out.

Some children jokes achieve that.

For example:

Big theatre play ends, the cleaning personnel arrives to the floor seats and finds a man on top of 2 chairs with his feet on the ones of the front. Bothered by this she approaches the man.
:- Are you comfortable, sir, do you want me to bring you a drink and a appetizer?
"Actually, could you bring me an ambulance? I fell of the balcony"

In both Spanish and Chinese, it works, and with children too.

Does anyone have another like this?

Joke of the day everybody:

A pear falls of the tree, all the other pears still hanging, laugh out loud, the one on the lying bruised on the floor yells
:- YOU ARE ALL VERY IMMATURE!

And in Spanish:

Una pera se cae del árbol, todas las que quedan arriba se rien a carcajadas, así que la que está en el suelo amoretonada les grita
:- SON UNAS INMADURAS!

Replying my own thread! Woo-Hoo!
Come join in me this pool!

Thank you Maximiliano for Joining in!!
And thanks to AgustinaB for the reply.

And an Extra joke! a small One-liner

He has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

El tiene un corazón de león y la entrada prohibida al zoologico, de por vida!

Hey AnabellaG
Could you translate that joke?