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serrabecerra · 04-25-2007, 07:59 AM

Here is a funny one someone e-mailed me

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie

Hebe · 04-25-2007, 08:37 AM

That is a good one Claudia !!!!! thanks for spreading around some laughs !!!!

SandraT · 04-25-2007, 08:55 AM

soooooooooooo funny...

emilyb · 04-25-2007, 04:20 PM

hahah, great joke. thanks!

marisa_dg · 05-04-2007, 06:09 AM

ja ja ja!!!

Ali · 09-05-2007, 11:49 AM

hahahah...I really liked!!!!!!

04-25-2007, 07:59 AM	#1
serrabecerra Forum User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 53 Rep Power: 40	Italian Farmer Here is a funny one someone e-mailed me An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie __________________ *~ Claudia*

04-25-2007, 08:37 AM	#2
Hebe Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Caracas- Venezuela Posts: 904 Rep Power: 2084	That is a good one Claudia !!!!! thanks for spreading around some laughs !!!! __________________ Hebe ♥ ♫

04-25-2007, 08:55 AM	#3
SandraT Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Havana,Cuba Posts: 911 Rep Power: 808	soooooooooooo funny... __________________ _____________________________ [Have a nice day!!! ♥ Sandra T ♥

04-25-2007, 04:20 PM	#4
emilyb Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Argentina Posts: 397 Rep Power: 246	hahah, great joke. thanks! __________________ Emily B

05-04-2007, 06:09 AM	#5
marisa_dg Contributing User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 159 Rep Power: 69	ja ja ja!!! __________________ .: Marisa :.

09-05-2007, 11:49 AM	#6
Ali Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 397 Rep Power: 502	hahahah...I really liked!!!!!!

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