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    A Latino man is trying to cross the Mexican border and gets caught by the border patrol. The officer says to him, since I'm in a good mood today, I will let you in if you can say these three words in a sentence: Pink, Yellow, and Green. So he says "the phone goes green! green! green!, so I pink it up and says yellow".

    If you need to read this twice, it will just not be funny.

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    Chris, you've got to get back to your "Jesus" jokes.

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    as Latino I agree with the latino man of the joke, I would have answered the same thing

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    hahhaaha @ Fede.... I don't believe you understood it. @ Salvadorm.... your comment is awesome.

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    hahaha now I get it! Hilarious!

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    LOL @ FedericoP response of now I get it! Too funny...

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    @brapoza.....it took him a while, but he gets it now. LOL

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    LOL!!! This whole thread is funny, from the joke to salvadorm saying he would have said the same thing!! LOL!!

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    I no can speak english good xD

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    What do you call two people playing basketball??

    JUAN ON JUAN LOL!!

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