The Divorced Barbie Doll
> A father wants to buy his daughter a gift for her birthday.
> He goes to a toy shop and asks the
> sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
> The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
> We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach
> Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
> Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced
> Barbie for $265.95'.
> The amazed father asks: 'It 's what?! Why is the
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
> The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
> Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
> Furniture, Ken's Computer, and one of Ken's Friends