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    Here are some jokes about lawyers...It seems they donīt have a good reputation...what do you think?

    Lawyers, please, donīt get mad...they are just innocent jokes...jijiji

    What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
    There are skid marks in front of the dog!

    Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.

    You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer.
    You have a gun with two bullets, what should you do?
    Shoot the lawyer, twice!!

    It was so cold around here last winter, (how cold was it?)
    I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!

    What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from a plane?
    Skeet.

    What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
    Not enough sand.

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    I found another one...


    99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


    jejejeje

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    aj aj aj aj aj... (es una risa fingida)

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    Some of them are good!!
    Don't take them personally David! you should watch Boston Legal then hehe, sometimes lawyers are a p... in the a..

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    I didnīt mean to offend anybody! They are only jokes!

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    Of course... there is no problem...

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    Good to know!!
    See you around...

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    No offense taken.

    I have many more, and I can't say they are compliments precisely...

    The problem is that many people contact a lawyer when they have a huge problem, then, problem: lawyer.

    But we should remember that lawyers help many people solve their problems.

    There are also terrible jokes about doctors, teachers, students, translators, whoever, unfortunately.

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    This one I saw in a movie

    What do you call three thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

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    jajaja, that was mean, I liked it.

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