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03-02-2007, 05:18 AM
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Jokes about lawyers
Here are some jokes about lawyers...It seems they don´t have a good reputation...what do you think?
Lawyers, please, don´t get mad...they are just innocent jokes...jijiji  What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog! Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets, what should you do? Shoot the lawyer, twice!! It was so cold around here last winter, (how cold was it?) I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets! What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from a plane? Skeet. What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand. |
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03-02-2007, 05:21 AM
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I found another one...
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. jejejeje |
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03-02-2007, 08:55 AM
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aj aj aj aj aj... (es una risa fingida)
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03-02-2007, 09:42 AM
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Some of them are good!!
Don't take them personally David! you should watch Boston Legal then hehe, sometimes lawyers are a p... in the a..
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mmm...jamón. |
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03-02-2007, 09:44 AM
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I didn´t mean to offend anybody! They are only jokes!
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03-02-2007, 09:52 AM
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Of course... there is no problem...
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03-02-2007, 09:56 AM
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Good to know!!
 See you around... |
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03-23-2007, 08:36 PM
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Jokes about lawyers
No offense taken.
I have many more, and I can't say they are compliments precisely... The problem is that many people contact a lawyer when they have a huge problem, then, problem: lawyer. But we should remember that lawyers help many people solve their problems. There are also terrible jokes about doctors, teachers, students, translators, whoever, unfortunately. |
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04-13-2007, 09:45 AM
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This one I saw in a movie
What do you call three thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. |
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09-06-2007, 06:02 PM
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jajaja, that was mean, I liked it.
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